The Hangout: Where are Skinner7, 8, and 9?

[Raype]

It's actually illegal here to do that if the person they are calling is on the 'do not call' list. Of course, there's no one to procesute them.

I usually just breathe heavily and ask what they're wearing or ask if they know how to get blood out of carpet.

I've not dealt with a telemarketer in over a year.

[Raype]

So, anyone know how to get blood out of a carpet?

Anyone?

/gone

[Strongbad]

Fone rings.

Machine picks up.

Short message.

Beep.

"This be strongbad.
I'm in your house,
mouth raping you honour role student."

Click.

Oh no you did not!

I have his number as well.

"For a good time call".

False fucking advertising I tells ya.

I don't know what you are trying to say. I thought thay everyone was down for fisting. False advertising my ass.

Best thing? I don't answer numbers I don't recognise.

Well then it is a good thing you have mine.

[Kazuya Mishima]

Yello anyone wants to talk in here.

[Raype]

False advertising my ass.

Exactly.

Also your penis.

And your sexual abilities.

The hell did this get added? -bull:

[Strongbad]

Exactly.

Also your penis.

And your sexual abilities.

The hell did this get added? -bull:

You son of a bitch, how dare you. I can not believe what you just said. Not about my penis or my sexual abilities, but my ass, you sir have no idea. Greatest thing on earth. Here it is nearly 6 in the morning and I am not able to sleep. Then you throw this at me, I will no doubt not be able to sleep well for at least 6 months. Thanks, I think that I will go kill myself now.

[Cyberxion]

The funniest thing I heard all night:

"I'd fuck her in the ass if she asked. I'd fuck her so hard I'd turn her colon into a semi-colon."

No context will be provided. None is needed.

[Strongbad]

The funniest thing I heard all night:

"I'd fuck her in the ass if she asked. I'd fuck her so hard I'd turn her colon into a semi-colon."

No context will be provided. None is needed.

English incorporated with a perverse joke, I like.

[Vesper]

Fone rings.

Fone? Don't you mean... PHONE???????

[Vesper]

Yello anyone wants to talk in here.

I'LL TURN YOU YELLOW

[Vesper]

So, anyone know how to get blood out of a carpet?

Anyone?

/gone

Get a wet towel and wipe it vigorously. Make sure you leveled up your wiping stat to level 200

[Vesper]

The hell did this get added? -bull:

[Strongbad]

So I am lying in bed for a few more hours, and I cannot stop thinking. The result of this endless mind puzzle has just revealed more pieces. One thing that I have learned though, the more bad things that happen, the better it makes the good parts of life. Seriously though, I need to get some sleeping pills.

[Kazuya Mishima]

I'LL TURN YOU YELLOW

I dear you go a head.

[Lady Firelyght]

Mornin' all. I have coffee!