Quote Originally Posted by Dinosaurman View Post
Fone rings.

Machine picks up.

Short message.

Beep.

"This be strongbad.
I'm in your house,
mouth raping you honour role student."

Click.
Oh no you did not!

Quote Originally Posted by Omega Weapon View Post
I have his number as well.

"For a good time call".

False fucking advertising I tells ya.
I don't know what you are trying to say. I thought thay everyone was down for fisting. False advertising my ass.

Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
Best thing? I don't answer numbers I don't recognise.
Well then it is a good thing you have mine.