I was about to ask you what the f***'s happened HERE but it was only a few minutes ago when I read back and noticed that sign.
You were taking off that sign, right? Parodic humour, right?...
OK, then.
Bye!
I was about to ask you what the f***'s happened HERE but it was only a few minutes ago when I read back and noticed that sign.
You were taking off that sign, right? Parodic humour, right?...
OK, then.
Last edited by Lethe°; 1st-February-2007 at 11:51.
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No, I really fell on my ass.Originally Posted by Lethe°
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Jackass Penguin
Man. I am so glad I canceled my appointment. Muncie isn't big enough for you and a car.In an exciting turn of events, I too have business in Muncie tomorrow. Interesting.
Jackass Penguin
You are the Champion, my friend.
Jackass Penguin
I could just get a tattoo. I was thinking of a unicorn. Are those cool?
Banned
No, get a tattoo of Jase's myspace address running down your arm.
Jackass Penguin
But that involves the words "fag" and "I swallow"...I'm not sure I'd want that on my arm.
Banned
Get it on your chest then?
Crash and burn.
Yeah so,
works lame/
Cookie Thief
So apparently, my comp crashed at home. Can't remote desktop it, can't ping it from outside or from the inside of my network. =(
Hey I see you're following the new trend Dino? =P
Cookie Thief
Yep, it was crashed. I called mom to reset it.
Banned
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.
After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done.
The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. if I start to get nervous, I take a sip."
So next Sunday he took the Monsignor's advice. At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm.
Upon his return to his office after mass, he found the following note on the door:
1. Sip the Vodka, don't gulp.
2. There are 10 commandments, not 12.
3. There are 12 disciples, not 10.
4. Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.
5. Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass.
6. We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J. C.
7. The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior and the Spook.
8. David slew Goliath, he did not kick the shit out of him.
9. When David was hit by a rock and was knocked off his donkey,don't say he was stoned off his ass.
10. We do not refer to the cross as the "Big T."
11. When Jesus broke the bread at the Last Supper he said, "Take this and eat it for it is my body." He did not say "Eat me"
12. The Virgin Mary is not called "Mary with the Cherry,"
13. The recommended grace before a meal is not: Rub-A-Dub-Dub thanks for the grub, yeah God.
14. Next Sunday there will be a taffy pulling contest at St. Peter's, not a Peter pulling contest at St. Taffy's!
Last edited by banned; 1st-February-2007 at 20:26.
Banned
Little Johnny was going to his father's house one day and he was packing everything in his room and putting it in his little red wagon.
He was walking to his fathers house with his wagon behind him, when he came to this hill.
He started up the hill but was constantly swearing "This God damn thing is so heavy"
A priest heard him and came out. "You shouldn't be swearing" said the priest. "God hears you...He is everywhere...He's in the church...He's on the sidewalk...He's everywhere"
Then Little Johnny says "Oh is he in my Wagon"
The priest replies "Yes Johnny God is in your Wagon"
Little Johnny says "Well tell him to get the hell out and start pulling"
Administrator
Points to the joke thread.
C is for Cookie.
Your mom is cool. Buy her some more shoes, she deserves 'em.Yep, it was crashed. I called mom to reset it.
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