way to kill the thread... luckily i'm a lifeguard i will resuscitate it.Originally Posted by Rydia
two eggs in a frying pan, one of them says "damn its hot in here" to which the other one reply's... "holy shit a talking egg"
I saw a man with a wooden leg, and a real foot
I was arrested for selling illegal-sized paper.
After they make styrofoam, what do they ship it in?
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.
Lots of comedians have people they try to mimic. I mimic my shadow.
I got a new shadow. I had to get rid of the other one . . . It wasn't doing what I was doing
I was once walking through the forest alone. A tree fell right in front of me--and I didn't hear it.
BWAHAHAHAHA.
