The Hangout: Where are Skinner7, 8, and 9?

[Raype]

So, with the Xindi weapon being eliminated at the last second, Enterprise returns home to a gracious Earth. But, it's a 1940's Earth during World War 1.

Um...I mean

Enter Robo-Hitler.

He shoots lasers out of his eyes.

His moustache is a secret communication device for the homeworld.

His people run on Jewanite, a rare mineral found only in jews that is extracted by burning.

And of course history ends up fucked when their little trip to the past results in eisenhour starting a homosexual relationship with churchill. Let's just beaches were stormed and invasions were done. In the ass.

[Sprung]

He actually had sexual relations with Lt. Tasha Yar early in the very first season.

Data is teh whoer

[Raype]

First Contact

Was that the one with captain dickhard?

[Sprung]

Enter Robo-Hitler.

He shoots lasers out of his eyes.

His moustache is a secret communication device for the homeworld.

His people run on Jewanite, a rare mineral found only in jews that is extracted by burning.

And of course history ends up fucked when their little trip to the past results in eisenhour starting a homosexual relationship with churchill. Let's just beaches were stormed and invasions were done. In the ass.

Wait...you've obviously seen it.

Jase would call you a nerd. but he has butterfly poetry inked on him, so we can laugh.

[Sprung]

Was that the one with captain dickhard?

You liked Bones. Admit it.

[Fer!]

Thanks Sprung. I didn't thought it would be so...interesting to watch.

[Raype]

He actually had sexual relations with Lt. Tasha Yar early in the very first season.

Data is teh whoer

Moar liek sex machine.

[Sprung]

Thanks Sprung. I didn't thought it would be so...interesting to watch.

Careful, you'll get hooked

[Raype]

You liked Bones. Admit it.

Random female crew member: More power!

Bones: I'm givin' it all she's got.

uhhhhhnnn, critical mass

*splooge*

[Sprung]

Moar liek sex machine.

Good work.

[Sprung]

Random female crew member: More power!

Bones: I'm givin' it all she's got.

uhhhhhnnn, critical mass

*splooge*

You know too much about Star Trek verbage to make fun of me anymore. You're a closet-Trekkie.

[Raype]

You know too much about Star Trek verbage to make fun of me anymore. You're a closet-Trekkie.

oh shit.

I swear I was only holding it for a friend.

And it accidentally ended up in my VCR and I hit play when I was expecting porn. Since I had a gigantic erection I couldn't get up and shut it off.

And uh,

*taps chest*

beam me up, quick!

[Sprung]

So, I can get a 300GB Hard Drive for $89.

Should I?

I have ample room now, but more is always better.

[Sprung]

oh shit.

I swear I was only holding it for a friend.

And it accidentally ended up in my VCR and I hit play when I was expecting porn. Since I had a gigantic erection I couldn't get up and shut it off.

And uh,

*taps chest*

beam me up, quick!

[Raype]

So, I can get a 300GB Hard Drive for $89.

Should I?

I have ample room now, but more is always better.

Yes.

No such thing as too much space.

and for $89 that's a pretty sweet deal provided it doesn't crap out on you a few weeks in.