DUDE,
work still fucking sucks.
I need a job.
Yeah. I own the arcade when I'm really, really, really, tired.
Still have 40 pages or so to read. I'll do it in school, I suppose. G'night.
I don't know you, you're not my friend.
I'm full of good ideas..
I don't know you, you're not my friend.
I'm full of good ideas..
What are you talking about, pissing in the cups is the best part.
My employer has consumed urine coffee for 142 consecutive work days.
Unless you mean drug tests, then just sneak in some apple juice. The looks on the faces of the testers is hilarious.
Dude: uh... you're urine seems to contain an unusually large number of vitamins
me: cool *drinks urine*
Dude: WTF?