I suppose it does.![]()
A guy down the road from me has got to be a pedophile. A couple years ago a friend and I were doing some yard work. My friend, whom is a bit of a jock, had his shirt off to display his six pack. The guy stopped in the middle of the road, got out of his car, and walked up to us. There was an awkward pause. Then he said to us "Do you guys ever play tennis?" We informed him that we do on certain occasions. He seemed excited by this. Then he said "Well, I have some new tennis racquets if you guys want them. I don't use them anymore." At first I though, wow this guy is nice. After we informed him that we would be happy to take them off of his hands, he asked us to join him in his very mysterious vehicle and ride back to his house to pick them up. We told him that we could not leave because we had work to do. He seemed almost angered by this and then took the offer off of the table unless we went to his house, in which all of the windows are covered by blankets, to pick them up. Talk about creepy. When I was a little younger I almost went in his house to get my bike fixed. I didn't know then why he wanted to fix it for me. Now I do. Luckily my father came and picked me and my bike up.
Back from work. Hooray!
I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
Well I know that guy two houses down from me is a sex offender, and that he may be a pedo but i'm not sure of that. His online profile in the sex offender database only says sodomy. His long time girlfriend and him seemed awfully excited when Halloween came along, apparently it was the first year that she was able to hand out candy to children...