You know... there are some other reasons why I'm not getting laid tonight...
Mostly 'cause you're a pussy.
I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
No. It's because you're 2000 miles away. Jeez. you suck at this fact thing.
Two pounds, thanks. And I think it would be a lot easier if I had a strong chick like you around to pick it up for me.
Who's fault is it that we're 2000 miles apart, HMMM?
You short yourself.
I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
I know... I'm being nice here. Women are afraid of too big a dinghy.
Your fault for not being here already.
Yeah, but you really don't care about anyone but me, so why short yourself?
I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
I wish. Except last time I sang something, my teacher said I wasn't even trying. =|
AIN'T NO MOUTAIN HIGH ENOUGH
AIN'T NO VALLEY LOW
AIN'T NO RIVER WIDE ENOUGH, BABY
^____^
You ever heard me sing, boy?
I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
No. I didn't watch that youtube video and I didn't tell you I thought it was cute.
Pfft.
Originally Posted by Rydia
can i inquire
Nevar!
I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!