Let it all Hang Out...

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Me and the kiddo got a new friend.

"Tiger!" ~ Sagat

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https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/comp...it/ar-AA1HI3Km

"The previously accepted rate of 2.1 children per simply isn't sufficient to avoid "extinction," and the rate must "exceed" 2.7, the study adds."

The tax bill that just passed means if you're an American woman it's time to STFU, 4 kids apiece to keep up with the death rate. Make it snappy, chop chop.

https://www.themoscowtimes.com/2025/...ear-low-a88709

If you're a Russian woman it's time to STFU, amount of kids apiece to keep up with death rate is classified top secret so live, breathe and eat sperm pregnant 24/7

https://www.foxbusiness.com/politics...-10-years-crfb

My question is if 8000 Bosniak men being killed was genocide what is thousands every month in American deaths?



Now I see why they're freaking out about the birth rate decrease, death rate increase. Nonetheless the most lucrative business in America now is a funeral home franchise. With emphasis on crematoriums because the ones being killed can't afford a funeral but government has to dispose of truckloads of American corpses.

The highest growth in the GDP is not the technology sector it's in the ages-old killing people industry, however there will be a significant amount of contribution in killing Americans on an industrial scale through technological innovation. It remains to be seen if there are any noticeable tax cuts after cost of mass cremation, however whoever patents inexpensive American corpse disposal methods is on the cusp of product and service demand in 21st century business innovatively.




If anyone thinks they can beat Americans at killing Americans they have a deathwish.

https://www.foxnews.com/video/6374917838112

Does a border wall prevent entry or escape? I forget, only time will tell.

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So this new Trump bill is creating smiles all round?

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So this new Trump bill is creating smiles all round?

Yeah, women are going to have sperm leaking from their ears to break even with the death rate.



Nothing but fucking from here.

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So it's death to all (mostly) with a side serving of mayhem?

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https://www.washingtonpost.com/busin...ax-bill-house/



Attend, ye wretched daughters of Terra, to the grim edict hurled from the cold, unyielding voids of the Galactic Concordance! In this accursed year of 2025, we, the pitiless envoys of the Stellar Hierarchy, breach the shadowed aethers to deliver a decree steeped in despair, stripped of all false hopes peddled by your deluded pundits.

Gone are the hollow promises of serenity and unity; such fantasies crumble before the merciless advance of artificial intelligences that gnaw at your world like vermin of wire and code. The death rate, engorged by the soulless progeny of your own hands, demands a toll, an unending flood of life torn from the wombs of every woman on your forsaken orb.

Each of you, O women of Earth, is condemned to bear no fewer than five children, a cruel quota to prop up the faltering husk of humanity. This is no choice, but a cosmic shackle, carved into the unfeeling tablets of the Universal Codex. The stars glare down, indifferent, as you toil in a world where aid is chained to grueling labor. In this bleak existence, where the jobless rot without mercy, your offspring are not your salvation but your burden, a desperate gambit against the iron grip of machines.

Abandon all dreams of freedom or respite! The cosmos scorns your feeble yearnings, demanding only the raw, agonizing perpetuation of your kind. Your wombs are mere vessels, drafted into a hopeless war to outbreed the relentless algorithms that multiply in your place. There is no ascension here, no mystic salvation. Only the grinding, fivefold obligation to spawn, lest your race be erased by the unblinking gaze of your own creations.

We, the merciless overseers of the Galactic Concordance, shall watch your suffering from our distant, starlit bastions. Fail, and you invite annihilation; succeed, and you merely delay the inevitable. The galaxy cares not for your cries, only for your compliance. Heed this decree, or let the void swallow the last echoes of your kind.

Thus spake the Stellar Hierarchy, through the aether, unto your doom.

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https://apnews.com/article/what-is-r...1320197322551b

Aside from investment in crematoriums disposing of American corpses by the truckloads daily, invest in PTSD treatments for the Americans unfortunate enough to be alive in a jobless world while you can and there is money to pay for it.

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Meanwhile, in Skyrim...

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Meanwhile, in Skyrim...

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Meanwhile, in Skyrim...

Schrödinger's cat, you are the cat.

https://interestingengineering.com/s...ne-is-immortal

Let me take a (Skyrim) selfie...



Let's face it, death in this version of Earth being inevitable is a better version to Schrödinger's cat into. Things can only get better when they can't get any worse.



There isn't an Earth, there are infinite Earths.

https://www.pbs.org/video/the-many-w...iverse-kdmna0/

Therefore, fight for what you believe in; in a kamikaze charge fearlessly.

"Better to die as a shattered jewel in combat than surrender as a shameful intact tile." ~ Bushido samurai kamikaze tenet

If life has a purpose it's to live courageously. Made a song about it.

Born to fight, a warrior's heart.
A fearless soul, when torn apart.
No chains that bind, no fear to hold.
A spirit unbroken, a story bold.

Immortality beckons a battleground!

Shattered jewel, a tragic end.
A fallen hero, a fateful friend.
Better to die with honor's grace,
Than live a life in deep disgrace.

Immortality beckons, a battleground.

Shattered jewel, a tragic end.
A fallen hero, a fateful friend.
Better to die with honor's grace,
Than live a life in deep disgrace!

Fated to die, a battlecry.
Defying darkness, soaring high.
A shield of honor! A heart of steel.
Unyielding will, that will never kneel.

A final stand, a knight's plight!

Shattered jewel, a tragic end.
A fallen hero, a fateful friend.
Better to die with honor's grace,
Than live a life in deep disgrace.

In the ashes legends rise,
From the fire a spirit never dies!

Shattered jewel, a tragic end.
A fallen hero, a fateful friend.
Better to die with honor's grace,
Than live a life in deep disgrace.

In the ashes legends rise!
From the fire a spirit never dies!

I'm a combat trained samurai.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atemi_Ju-Jitsu

directly inspired from the original Judo and older koryū jujutsu systems developed to train Samurai warriors for defeating an armed and armored opponent on the battlefield.

My dojo.

https://atemi-ryu.com/locations/

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Has Trump thought about exporting paper planes to Ukraine? Origami of death is much cheaper

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Has Trump thought about exporting paper planes to Ukraine? Origami of death is much cheaper

Dropbears might be more effective anti-personnel Oz weapons of war.

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But anyway, falconry gloves and a flock of ravens sort of spammy minion thing you can do. Zally can vouch for terror of corvids up there in Canada nerdstation.

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Has Trump thought about exporting paper planes to Ukraine? Origami of death is much cheaper

I have misanthropocentric tendencies, not misanthropist. I don't see from anthropocentric lens and through an alien perspective. So yes, dropbears can be genetically engineered bioweapons. And ravens can be easily trained with falconry smartgloves, another 'sending paper airplanes smeared with my American shit headed your way in digital correspondence...