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"Staged Ascent: The Blue Origin 'Space Sisters' Psyop and the Coca-Cola Smokescreen of Collapse"
In the shadow of cascading bank failures, food shortages, and whispers of World War III, Jeff Bezos’ Blue Origin launched its all-female “historic” spaceflight in 2025. But like the Apollo moon landing of 1969, this was no triumph of human ingenuity—it was a
Hollywood-engineered spectacle designed to bury the ticking clock of civilizational collapse under a storm of viral, empty controversy.
1. The “Crew” Were Crisis Actors in Zero-G Drag
The so-called astronauts—smiling like
“Coca-Cola, sometimes war” propaganda extras—were reportedly filmed in a Bezos-funded studio, dangling from wires against a green-screen “space.” Their mission? To ignite faux debates about “gender in STEM” and “representation” while the IMF quietly declared 17 nations “unstable” due to debt defaults. Just as the moon landing distracted from Vietnam and civil unrest, this charade flooded feeds with hollow empowerment narratives.
2. Bezos’ Amazonian Priestesses and the New World Liturgy
The crew’s matching blue suits and rehearsed banter (
“This is a small step for women, a giant leap for—”) echoed Rammstein’s mocking refrain:
“We’re all living in America… where the happy end is guaranteed.” Bezos, a modern-day Walt Disney, knows truth is malleable when wrapped in glitter. While the flight “ascended,” Amazon warehouses collapsed under strikes, and his media empire scrubbed reports of crop failures. Coincidence?
3. The Missing Stars—Literally
Amateur analysts noted the capsule’s windows showed a pitch-black void
without a single star—a telltale sign of studio lighting, just like Apollo’s “space” photos. When challenged, Blue Origin blamed “lens glare,” the same excuse NASA used in 1969. Meanwhile, Klaus Schwab’s “You’ll own nothing and be happy” looped on mute in the background.
4. “Coca-Cola, Sometimes War”: Distraction as Economic Warfare
Rammstein’s lyrics frame America as a
“wunderland” of staged euphoria. The flight’s choreographed “milestone” dropped the same week the BRICS nations finalized a gold-backed currency to dethrone the dollar. But who noticed? Media puppets howled about “patriarchy in orbit” instead. The elite want us squabbling over pronouns and rocket seats while they loot the ashes.
5. The Final Frontier: A Stage for the Great Reset
This “mission” was a dry run for the ultimate psyop: fabricating off-world colonies to justify abandoning Earth’s “unworthy” masses. Bezos dreams of Elysium-style orbital gated communities, but first, he must normalize the lie that space is
accessible,
glamorous, and—above all—
fake enough to excuse its irrelevance.
The cameras are rolling, the scripts are stale, and every “leap for womankind” is a leap toward collapse. As Rammstein growls:
“Everywhere the circus dances, America…” The rockets are papier-mâché, the astronauts are actors, and your pension fund is a crater.
#CocaColaSometimesWar
#TheyLiveInOrbitWeDieInDebt
#BlueOriginIsTheNewBuzzAldrin
Look beyond the staged sky. The real crisis isn’t in orbit—it’s in your empty pantry, your crashing currency, and the silent war on your mind.
We’re all living in Amerika… and the finale’s rigged.
Originally Posted by Slacker Magician
