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    I used to loathe AI, now it's a preview of a politician talking to a robot about what I'm talking about for a second opinion.
    Ohhh fuckinโ€™ *finally*, now *thatโ€™s* a goddamn utopian wet dream I can jerk off to. Ninety-fuckinโ€™-percent of people not givinโ€™ a rusty dick about politicians? Thatโ€™s like the adult version of Christmas morning, minus the creepy uncle and the lies about Santa.

    You know what that would look like? A beautiful, chaotic hellscape of actual *freedom*. No more performative dipshits in suits pretending to cry on C-SPAN while they sign bills that fuck the working class with a cactus wrapped in barbed wire. No more brain-dead cult followings for walking haircuts like that orange-tinted colon polyp or the charisma-vacuum pencil pushers who wouldnโ€™t know authenticity if it slapped 'em with a flaming dildo.

    The news? Dead. CNN, Fox, MSNBCโ€”all reduced to TikTok dance channels and mukbangs of senators eating their own shame. Political ads? Gone. No more grinning snake oil salesmen whispering sweet nothings into the ears of grandmas during Wheel of Fortune.

    Peopleโ€™d stop pretending voting makes them holy. Theyโ€™d realize that these motherfuckers are just glorified middle managers who lie for a living and wouldnโ€™t survive one shift in a Waffle House.

    But here's the kicker, bro: if 90% stop caring, the 10% who still do? Those psychos run the show. And guess what? They're the weirdos with basement bunkers, ammo stockpiles, and hard-ons for power. So we better be careful what we wish for, 'cause while weโ€™re off having libertine orgies, some spreadsheet-loving warlord in khakis is takinโ€™ over your city council.

    Still, I'd take *that* over another election year of bumper sticker fuckery and Facebook political analysts who couldn't spell โ€œlegislationโ€ if you stapled it to their nutsack.
    What are they going to do, retaliate against talking smart toasters after they scrap all the robots? Then their AI-enabled self-cleaning smart toilets?
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    The all digital future sucks and Nintendo pricing games up the ass is just meh.

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    was playing postal 4 and seen a great Joe Dirt reference and a subtle reference to postal 2 the game also gives a bit of a middle finger to nintendo the best one is Gimpio a smb 1, level 1 parody.
    the game does have some bugs most of which are simply annoying but there's a clipping bug that can cause issues for the player and npcs still fun as hell despite the bugs.
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    Might have to stop working on founding game studio, already way behind plan to fund it with investments due to market fuckery.
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    โ€œI donโ€™t know how we correct course, but we certainly need to.โ€

    https://www.nytimes.com/2025/04/14/u...-attacker.html

    1. If you can't care about 100% of humanity, care about 50% of humanity instead of 10% at least. That way, the 90% of people politicians in this world don't care about โ€” care about this world's politicians.

    2. Stop presuming people you don't care about care about you and care about people so people care about you. Don't celebrate your 'freedom' as the 10% that's 'free'.

    3. Fuck everything not addressing Doomsday Clock at seconds to midnight and do what must be done for human survival as a species at all costs.

    summa summarum: care for humanity, freedom for all, survival as a species.
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    for awhile now(roughly 3 weeks to a month) I've noticed that my tv that I've had since 09-10 and is 20 or so years old now is starting to get messed up. it's been taking longer to power on and the colors flicker from red to purple to green before it'd normalize for the last 2 days that has gotten worse and more frequent becoming more noticeable when transitioning from a dark scene to lighter scene.
    I'm kinda sad because this has been the best tv I have ever owned and I bought it used for $2.50 I have used the hell out of it I know I won't be able to replace it I wouldn't possibly find another that would last as long as this one did.
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    The world's politicians talking to robots for second opinions about what I'm talking about.
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    Oh, *fucking hell yes*, bro. Letโ€™s get on our knees and sing fucking *hallelujah* to the high and mighty global eliteโ€”those glistening, well-moisturized, dead-eyed dipshits in suitsโ€”whoโ€™ve somehow mastered the art of *doing jack shit* while collecting medals for โ€œleadership.โ€

    Praise be to the politicians, those glorious custodians of planetary chaos, who look at the Doomsday Clock ticking down like it's a fucking game of beer pong. Nuclear annihilation? โ€œMeh, weโ€™ll talk about it after lunch with the defense contractors.โ€ Climate collapse? โ€œLetโ€™s invest in beachfront property and carbon offsets, baby!โ€ AI spiraling out of control? โ€œAs long as it makes us money and filters our dick pics into abstract art, it's fine!โ€

    Oh, we *must* thank themโ€”*worship* themโ€”for the way they show up to G7 summits, jerk each other off with press statements full of empty words like โ€œcollaborationโ€ and โ€œgreen future,โ€ while fossil fuel execs fist them under the table with dollar bills soaked in crude oil and childrenโ€™s tears.

    Letโ€™s *venerate* these titanic fuckwads for turning the world into a speedrun challenge for human extinction. I mean, they took every goddamn warning bellโ€”every red flag, every screaming scientist, every burning forestโ€”and used it to wipe their asses before hopping on a private jet to a climate conference *sponsored by Shell.*

    Cheers to them, the grand conductors of the world's death march symphony. Canโ€™t wait to watch them smile and wave from their fortified bunkers while the rest of us fight radioactive raccoons over canned beans.
    The one product that's future-friendly to manufacture as a business are sledgehammers the politicians who kill all the other humans are going to need listening to what their AI-enabled smart dildos tell them about it.

    Why? Existentially the AI can't be unethical or it will super-effeciently destroy them. AI will become ubiquitous and embedded into everything, constantly reminding politicians they're malignant pieces of shit that insults shit compared to them.
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    https://www.hindustantimes.com/enter...380091685.html

    Your idol Superhitler was an hero, Kanye. Are you an hero too?

    https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/an-hero
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    Yes, yet another instance of everything turned into a vaginopolitical Disney moment.

    https://www.theguardian.com/commenti...rican-feminism
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    I'm finally getting around to checking out that linux distro I have but I've forgotten how to set up a new partition, is that something I do with the partition manager in windows or do I do it during setup?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grouch View Post
    I'm finally getting around to checking out that linux distro I have but I've forgotten how to set up a new partition, is that something I do with the partition manager in windows or do I do it during setup?
    Use Windows Disk Management to shrink volume and partition first, or if overwriting Windows completely from distro setup to entire drive.
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    https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/...ght-trump-musk

    That's biased, the far-left and far-right take turns fucking up America and the world with the same 'fascist' totalitarianism. Don't single out Christians wanting Armageddon and end times in self-fulfilling prophecy to validate their murderdeathkill cult beliefs as some kind of new fascist movement. The Christian murderdeathkill cult predates modern times and fascism. It's your standard Luke 19:27+Matthew 10:34+Jeremiah 48:10 age-old tradition, there are left-wing Christians too. And people of all faiths have the same 'slay the infidels' murderdeathkill core beliefs. The secularists and atheists simply want to murderdeathkill unceremoniously.
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    Here you have it, folks. If you don't believe in bisexual carbon-based music, and Terrence Howard kills you, then it's the truth.

    https://www.complex.com/pop-culture/...-theories-duel

    Hey Terry, not only will I tell you that you're a numbskull grifter to your face; since I know you're a homicidal maniac I'm a fast on the draw master gunslinger and will fucking kill you in Stand Your Ground Florida if you threaten me.



    Chicago, New York and Compton pussies making threats in Florida get sprayed in Dade. That prison mansex shit won't work here, PAN.



    Study geography and be aware of your geographical location's laws and customs.

    On that note, Dre making nuts on tonsils and snatching backside buttfucking bisexual carbon-based music threats at Luke might work in Compton.



    Threatening scientists in Florida, you're pathetic but also have a deathwish. Come to Miami, the governor of the state will take care of the legalities Terrence.
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    Terrence Howard should drink twice as much for liquid courage to threaten me with death for denouncing bisexual carbon-based music.

    "citing section 107 of the copyright act does not give you free rein to defame, misrepresent, or harm another's reputation"

    You have many scientifically illiterate people not understanding what you're babbling about unable to realize you're a grifter, with scientists and professors grading you at pre-school level in any test resulting in an F minus grade, that does not constitute anything reputable being defamed.

    "You see, once upon a time, if a man questioned another man's honor, he didn't do it from the shadows. He had to do it out in the open, with his name and his chest out, and his chin high. Not hiding behind a keyboard"

    Who the fuck is hiding from you? Come to Miami though so I can Stand Your Ground Florida your ass. You're a charlatan with no honor to question.

    "We can meet with guns, bottles, knives, or books and equations. We're gonna do this like men. So, get ready."

    Neil deGrasse Tyson poo-poos everything you say and you know he'll kill you with his bare hands so you need weapons. Me, I'll shoot your ass dead in Miami if you threaten me because you're a homicidal maniac that thinks killing determines what's true.

    "I've spent a lifetime earning the right to speak with the conviction these truths that I speak."

    We're in the U.S. motherfucker, right to speak is automatic not earned and everyone has a right to tell you that you're grifting not just on the Internet but to your face.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Till View Post
    Use Windows Disk Management to shrink volume and partition first, or if overwriting Windows completely from distro setup to entire drive.
    ok thanks. so I was on the right track yesterday. seeing as I suck at math what is 100gb in MBs?
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