The Elmdor-Appreciation-Out - Number of practitioners: one.

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hmm might be time to flood them with angry letters and boxes full of dog shit

That may be illegal, keep it within legal limits of extreme like Nintendicus Ultralitigus does. Call their lawyer firm's office during business hours to speak with them about Satan with 30 callers on hold talking about the same thing. Ask to speak with Dick Medway, they can't complain because his name is Richard. It's protected under the First Amendment as freedom of religion and speech.