The Elmdor-Appreciation-Out - Number of practitioners: one.

[Till]

Vae tibi, Nintendicus Ultralitigus! Leges damnationis, superare poenas mortis, tibi. Luctus ac dolor tormentum est comparatum ad iniuriam legis. Aeternum cruciatum ac inferni ardebitis in ignibus profundis, ubi Luciferi coram te standet, tuam animam perdat. Vivat, damnatus aeterne, et leges hellionis tuae agere possunt ad Satanicus lucem aeternam.

[Slacker Magician]

It only works on an specific early kernal tho, yeah?
Practically useless really

I'm not sure. It sounded like it would work on any of them up to the newest; haven't looked into it much.

[LeftyGuitar]

I should try one of those Tonymods one day.

[Till]

Yes, shut down government. Permanently.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/opini...ment-shutdown/

A volcano in Alaska is about to erupt but unless it's Yellowstone supervolcano it's not going to shut down government permanently.

https://apnews.com/article/alaska-vo...3677f9b6be2623

Very disappointing, but there's always surprise asteroid.

"A more better America." ~ George W. Bush

https://phys.org/news/2025-03-violen...tinctions.html

There's hope for a permanent government shutdown supernova ELE though.

[Till]

Too small, needs to be a 12 mile wide surprise superbolide landing on Tom Cruise's head as first thing it impacts. What would Xenu do?

[Till]

The question is, aliens are here and what would Xenu do?



As for Scientology, I suppose I'm Xenuic. All hail Lord Xenu.

Xenu would goof the floof, I'm an avid goofer of floofs.

[Till]

Religion in a nutshell.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fair_game_(Scientology)

[Till]

Trump wants to annex Greenland and make Canada the 51st state. Here's to hoping for Yellowstone supervolcano eruption/surprise asteroid/supernova gamma rays natural causes permanent government shutdown.

https://www.cnn.com/2025/03/13/world...ntl/index.html

Preferably all three concurrent with alien invasion.

[Till]

With all the venomous snakes Australia has to offer she grabbed a baby wombat separating it from its mother. Why do Australians allow American tourists to go there? They're not frolicking with crocs, it's unacceptable tourism.

https://nypost.com/2025/03/14/world-...e-will-return/

There should be visa stipulations for all American tourists worldwide, the first one being only grab animals that'll fucking kill you outright. Leave critters alone, stop invading foreign habitats and amusing yourself distressing other people's native animals. And if you do, amuse the locals by taking a dirtnap.

[Till]

Interesting, after checking translation just now my Latin is perfect apparently. Including Nintendo being Nintendicus.

[Till]

Interesting, after checking translation just now my Latin is perfect apparently. Including Nintendo being Nintendicus.

[Till]

[Grouch]

hmm might be time to flood them with angry letters and boxes full of dog shit

[Till]

hmm might be time to flood them with angry letters and boxes full of dog shit

That may be illegal, keep it within legal limits of extreme like Nintendicus Ultralitigus does. Call their lawyer firm's office during business hours to speak with them about Satan with 30 callers on hold talking about the same thing. Ask to speak with Dick Medway, they can't complain because his name is Richard. It's protected under the First Amendment as freedom of religion and speech.

[Till]

https://www.iflscience.com/scientist...unfolded-78418

Yes but, you can order humanized mice. Mice are highly reproductive and if they escape or are released within a very short time of breeding with wild mice acquire many mutations. Mice that'll eventually make their way to irradiated natural areas or places like Chernobyl and Fukushima. Radiation greatly speeds up rate of mutation and coupled with the rate of generations of mice acquiring mutations there will be wererats that can speak and use weapons/tools. And they'd breed so rapidly they'd displace human populations very quickly. Mice are nigh impossible to eradicate as-is, humanoid mice we'll not win a war against. And there'll be one against wererats.