The Elmdor-Appreciation-Out - Number of practitioners: one.

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I woke up today to something or somebody pushing a head about twice as big as a human's into my side, then it pushed me off the bed onto the floor. It was 4 AM and dark so I couldn't see what it was. Happened too quickly to react anyway, but yeah I need a Ring camera in my room.

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Incompetrump with 250% tariffs on Canada, trade wars spark military ones. Canada should impose a 500% tariff on US fertilizer to signal not taking our shit.

https://www.newsweek.com/trump-admin...pdates-2041117

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I reckon Canada would lose if they tried starting a military war with the US .

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I reckon Canada would lose if they tried starting a military war with the US .

Last time the Canadians burnt down the White House, I reckon going to war of any kind with Canada is a bad idea. You might win but you'll pay a terrible price.

For the past 24 years the US being this planet's superpower with a Knucklehead in Chief has been an outright hilarious global circus of other countries doing the same not knowing which buffoon is next to jump out of the politician clown car to lead the followers of their respective nations. Frankly, extremely laughable comedy is never anything to complain about. Unfortunately we're stuck on this planet facing the consequences of what the village idiot leaders are doing making it no laughing matter, if we could abandon the world leaders and live in space or on another planet then their shitshow circus of incompetent buffoonery would be exquisitely amusing and an unfathomly entertaining spectacle to enjoy watching.

[Ragnar]

I reckon Canada would lose if they tried starting a military war with the US .

Yes. Canada can't win a war against America. But, Canada has, every, single, part, to make and deploy nuclear weapons, with multiple redundancies. Canada can get nukes done in a matter of weeks, if pushed to. The USA is not capable of winning a war war against Canada either, it's literally WW3 tier.

[Slacker Magician]

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Blurring and stirring the truth and the lies.

https://www.e-flux.com/film/556599/doty/



https://www.nytimes.com/2025/02/10/u...al-crisis.html



"The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help." ~ Ronald Reagan

Trump is dismantling government, including him they're all incompetent and firing himself first is automatically a 50% improvement.

But, that's just the US and every government on Earth is same shit different stink.
https://news.uchicago.edu/story/doom...conds-midnight

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Officially unlicensed products.

Amy Lee. <3

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Convalescence.

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Convalescence.

It takes a while to recover and heal from the sickness of this society.

"It is no measure of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society." ~ Jiddu Krishnamurti

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Amy Lee, Taylor Swift and Madonna should form a supergroup like Temple of the Dog called Bitchslap. And invite Kanye to get in their bitchslap range.



Just one album, with a tour that challenges Kanye to get in bitchslap range during the concerts if he wants the proceeds and royalties as a reward.

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Amy Lee, Taylor Swift and Madonna should form a supergroup like Temple of the Dog called Bitchslap. And invite Kanye to get in their bitchslap range.



Just one album, with a tour that challenges Kanye to get in bitchslap range during the concerts if he wants the proceeds and royalties as a reward.

Also, Hole and Courtney Love being the opening act. Amy Lee's husband Josh Hartzler is a songwriter. Between Madonna, Taylor, Amy and Josh it would not just be a supergroup it would produce the best contemporary music of the 21st century irrespective of genre and it's all-female. Considering there is a multiverse of infinite parallels there is at least one reality out of an endless number where it happens, wherever it does it should not be for the love of money but art and music with some of the concerts being free like Nirvana did in Miami.

Josh is Jewish, Taylor's got beef to settle, Madonna is appalled by Nazis so they'd definitely agree with the bitchslap Hitler-worshiping Kanye if he gets in range during a performance as a reward idea. Methinks we should e-mail all of them with the concept to get the ball rocking and rolling, they can run with it.

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Kung Fu master robot that's inexpensive, but too small and needs a MAC-11 submachine gun to compensate because modern arts > martial arts.



Or just give it a hardware store handheld sledgehammer and/or machete for landscaping and gardening, it's a totally legitimate use for a household robot. The robot is designed for custom training, what could possibly go wrong?

Callum: No, no! We believe passionately in non-violent solutions to
life's problems. Gangs have to learn to love; to be inclusionary.

We'd award badges to good gangs, and give bad gangs a silly hat to wear.
It would give people something to feel a part of.

Kill with kindness, not a garden tool.

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By the way, there is no official Callum art so I made this going on his description and bio. He's a privileged trust fund socialist extremist liberal wimp that's 5' 5 who was bullied until the age of 19 when his voice broke. He's purportedly fighting for the underprivileged but he has no clue what it's like so he has hare-brained ideas being out of touch with the poor, which is one of the reasons VCPR Pressing Issues is the funniest parody script in any game and why it's award-winning. Being from Miami(especially during the 80s when Vice City was set), I can vouch for the deep sardonic genius of the script writers regarding that era in South Florida.