American Superhero

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His name is Luigi. Saved at least ~150,000 people paying for insurance from being killed by Brian Thompson denying it geniusly for years and getting away with it.




That's what you call epic superheroism folks. So when does he get the medal and ticker-tape parade?

Too alarmin' now to talk about
Take your pictures down and shake it out
Truth or consequence, say it aloud
Use that evidence, race it around
There goes my hero
Watch him as he goes
There goes my hero
He's ordinary
Don't the best of them bleed it out
While the rest of them peter out?
Truth or consequence, say it aloud
Use that evidence, race it around
There goes my hero
Watch him as he goes
There goes my hero
He's ordinary
Kudos, my hero
Leavin' all the best
You know my hero
The one that's on
There goes my hero
Watch him as he goes
There goes my hero
He's ordinary
There goes my hero
Watch him as he goes
There goes my hero
He's ordinary

To the Honorable President of the United States,

We, the undersigned citizens of the United States, humbly appeal to your esteemed office to grant a presidential pardon to Luigi Mangione.

Luigi Magione is a man of extraordinary heroism and compassion for innocents. His actions, though unconventional, have had a profound and positive impact on countless lives. Through his intervention, he has saved thousands of lives and improved the quality of life for millions more.

While we acknowledge that Luigi Mangione took matters into his own hands killing one man, the amount of people he saved from being killed far outweigh any wrongdoing. His dedication to the betterment of society is undeniable, and his heroism should be celebrated, not punished.

A presidential pardon would not only recognize Luigi Mangione's invaluable contribution to save innocent lives but also serve as a powerful symbol of redemption. It would inspire others to strive to save lives, even in the face of dire retribution.

We implore you to consider this petition with the utmost care. By granting a pardon to Luigi Mangione, you will honor his saving a plethora of human lives and reaffirm the principles of justice and mercy that underpin our nation.