The Elmdor-Appreciation-Out - Number of practitioners: one.

[Grouch]

Microsoft issues dire warnings about hackers bricking your computer but the most prolific Windows threats are the Windows updates to stop the hackers. Windows Defender should detect itself as malware.

I do get Microsoft's logic though, a bricked computer is unhackable. Finally fixes everything.

that'd be fucking hilarious

[Till]

that'd be fucking hilarious

There should be officially licensed Microsoft sledgehammers to use on your PC and finally fix everything about Windows.

[Till]

There should be officially licensed Microsoft sledgehammers to use on your PC and finally fix everything about Windows.

WWIII is looming on the horizon and in that case Windows gets a final fix for everything.

https://www.irishstar.com/news/us-ne...break-33056042

[Till]

Barron Trump has only one pube, the freshest pube in town.

https://nypost.com/2021/07/08/barron...height-in-nyc/

[Slacker Magician]

Microsoft issues dire warnings about hackers bricking your computer but the most prolific Windows threats are the Windows updates to stop the hackers. Windows Defender should detect itself as malware.

I do get Microsoft's logic though, a bricked computer is unhackable. Finally fixes everything.

Pretty much. I shot the update gears on my laptop after it hard crashed because of a forced update. A wrench wasn't enough .

[Slacker Magician]

I can try it live I just have to burn it to a dvd I have plenty spare blanks left.

That works too . Only thing to keep in mind is that it might be a bit sluggish to respond as it reads off the disc. On the plus side, it's ready to go if you like it .

[Till]

Since VMware runs Lubuntu with Firefox open using only 24 MB of RAM and the Windows version tops out at over 500 MB of RAM under heavy load there should be a standalone emulator for a Linux distro based on Lubuntu that is a Firefox OS/Browser.



The benefit of which being able to use save states if it somehow gets hacked with malware and it's a virtual browser that is sandboxed in its own OS and not running on Windows so it finally fixes everything.

I already posted this wallpaper, but the best browser for Windows is VMware.



Just install Lubuntu on it and use VMware as your browser with a Linux OS as bonus. Once in Lubuntu set the wallpaper and use the terminal with the command sudo apt-get update -y && sudo apt install gnome-software -y for a easy to use software installer to install more apps without any more command line in terminal like they were extensions for Firefox, can be used for torrenting and install Wine then Winetricks to install uTorrent and to install Windows apps and games on the Linux OS with better compatibility so that you can use the browser OS to use many Windows apps and only use Windows for apps that don't run on Wine. You'll notice there are Linux apps for just about anything Windows apps do and with Wine you get many Windows apps on Linux, if you have a Windows app or a Linux app that does the task you can uninstall apps that do the same thing on the real Windows OS greatly reducing the possibility of exposing Windows to hidden malware in third party apps.

To make the Firefox/OS run in full screen paste this into the terminal and press Enter then restart OS with the reboot command.

sudo apt-get update -y && sudo apt-get install open-vm-tools -y

VMware download page:
https://www.majorgeeks.com/files/det...r_windows.html

Lubuntu download page:
https://lubuntu.me/downloads/

Now you can use Windows for gaming and 24 MB of RAM for everything else. There you go, that fixes everything.

[Gypsy]

They cut the fat from DQ7 3DS ?

To some extent, it is still quite long.

[Till]

In Skyrim the best place to build a camp with the Creation Club DLC Camping add-on is south of the tower where you fight the first dragon in Whiterun hold. Enemies frequently spawn there that drop enchanted items, scrolls and other high quality loot. Vampires spawn there in case you want to become a vampire by infection or you can eat the vampire dust they drop to cure that disease, it cures all diseases and can be used to brew invisibility potions as an ingredient. When you fast travel there from far away(such as Rorikstead) there will usually be respawned idiots to waylay for loot there and you can role play as vampire hunter by fast traveling there at night. Place the camp next to where the enemies respawn, it's where there are rocks forming a platform on the ground. No mods needed, can be done in the vanilla game. Don't rush to get the Dragonstone and start the main quest unlocking dragons, build up your character by camping there as an alternate start.

[Till]

Got mah D&D troll that regenerates and attacks like a giant, Forsworn necromancer that raises dead enemies as minions that uses Forsworn sword in melee as well as Forsworn bow for archery and uses ice magic as offensive spell, orc pirate thief that has custom AI which I made which uses mobility to flank opponents with a circling movement and that uses a Forsworn axe in melee if they get too close that has a staff of chain lightning, Marcurio that uses fire and lighting spells and a guar dinosaur mount so all I have to do is ride around with mounted spellcasting mod and enemies take every type of damage including the troll's massive physical damage. Finally fixed everything.




And this is the party leader, immense physical damage on mindfucked opponents.

https://nukesdragons.com/skyrim/db/c...-builds/knight

Yes but the knight build for Skyrim doesn't destroy every opponent by not giving them a chance to even attack or cast a spell.

Shut people and animals down with a Calm spell, take a leisurely stroll to get behind them, hit them with power attack with two-handed weapon to the backside of their head, if they survive the first one they have to turn around and just keep swinging for the free second hit to finish them off. With Berserker Rage from behind that way you become a deleter of enemies. Use Illusion dual-cast if opponent is too powerful to calm, use steel weapons and armor to improve them to buff your offense and defense. As you level up past level 11 just add more perks to Two-handed, Smithing, and Heavy Armor. You can eventually build the knight with those perks but without block or one-handed. I call it the Mindfucker.

Build: https://nukesdragons.com/skyrim/char...41i11i21i51i31

I got the idea for a Controller character from DC Universe Online. That type of character uses status effects to disable opponents and control the battlefield. In Skyrim the equivalent would be an orc with those perks as a psychic brawler like Martian Manhunter. Facing a pure knight build or knight NPC the fight is over before it began because you can't block the mindfuck.

Enemies face every kind of magical effect and physical effect including illusion. Leader is an arcane blacksmith that upgrades party's gear, uses steel smithing first to increase smithing skill to 60 then takes Arcane Blacksmith to be able to upgrade enchanted armors and weapons found as loot and then unlocks other types of smithing for higher tier weapon/armor upgrades and crafting.
--> https://nukesdragons.com/skyrim/char...41i11i21i51i31

How I made that party is a long story, you don't need a party because the Mindfucker is a soloist slayer. But that party is a chain reaction of enemy demise. There is still a challenge, only Marcurio is essential and the other ones can be killed so they have to be protected. As for killing the non-essential party members good luck with that. The guar dinosaur can be killed but has 90% more movement speed than a horse and flees from combat when dismounted then returns when combat is over. It's better that way, is the pack mule of the party and raptor dinosaur that gives rider high speed transportation and not a war horse.

[Till]

Question: if WWIII breaks out and we're all going to fucking die anyway why not use napalm and unban it becoming extinct in no holds barred?

More environmentally safe than radiation or causing extinction like bioweapons. China copied the DARPA robodog, strapped it with a .50 caliber rifle and it's fully autonomous. The US should strap napalm flamethrowers to fully autonomous robodogs that krispy kritter every hostile including enemy robots. Two models, the Hellhound with one flamethrower that has two fuel tanks and the Cerberus with two flamethrowers and one fuel tank to carry as weight in the loadout.



Two flamethrowers is less weight making the robodog faster but it has less fuel however it has overkill firepower. Programmed to retreat when fuel runs out and refuel, faster is better for that.

[Till]

The easiest method to detect human-like alien life is searching for a belt of blown up planetary debris that is highly irradiated with a high concentration of gold once all the profit was made.
https://www.skyatnightmagazine.com/s...-presence-life

Not just any debris field, one within the Goldilocks zone. And another thing, most star systems are binary. That's what happens when human-like aliens perfect nuclear weapons turning their planet into a star and why we can't find any in the Fermi paradox. The planets that are debris fields made all the profit using less than perfect nukes.

[Till]

There is a debris field in another star system close enough to detect that has an orbit roughly the equivalent of Venus on the outskirts of the Goldilocks zone. That's the most likely location of human-like aliens, should be analyzed with spectroscopy to detect high concentration of gold once all the profit was made.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HD_69830

[Zaladane]

What if their are no aliens and it's all just humans time travelling at certain points, we could be tall thin and gray a million years from now for example?

[Till]

What if their are no aliens and it's all just humans time travelling at certain points, we could be tall thin and gray a million years from now for example?

Mastery of space is mastery of time through equivalence. It's not just a question of where aliens are from but when they are from. And any humans that spend enough time in space are exposed to cosmic radiation, radiation speeds up rate of mutation greatly. Within a few generations of living in space on a long voyage to a distant destination they'd be mutants returning to their planet and people from time periods well before a space program existed would think they're aliens when they're mutant space/time travelers. They'd need to travel to Earth at a time before earthbound humans blow up the planet and made all the profit turning it into a debris field or star.