The Elmdor-Appreciation-Out - Number of practitioners: one.

[Till]

that's pretty cool.
I was playing sim city 2000 for snes last night and it got me thinking. did the sim refinery game for a few years ago get a release if so what system was it on?

I'm experiencing a distinct bubblegum shortage.



I need to contact Guiness book about the F bomb art record to go with the out of bubblegum art record.

[Grouch]

holy shit that's awesome

[Grouch]

had an urge to play some old fighting games this weekend. I was never that good at any besides clay fighter and killer instinct as far as snes games went. I used to be able to pull off most of the blobs and ikebod clays moves in clay fighter with ease now I can't. I practiced a little on killer instinct with cinder(my go to) pulled off an 11 hit combo then a 10 after that I couldn't manage more than an 8.

[Till]

had an urge to play some old fighting games this weekend. I was never that good at any besides clay fighter and killer instinct as far as snes games went. I used to be able to pull off most of the blobs and ikebod clays moves in clay fighter with ease now I can't. I practiced a little on killer instinct with cinder(my go to) pulled off an 11 hit combo then a 10 after that I couldn't manage more than an 8.

Street Fighter II Hyper Fighting and Super Street Fighter are the best fighting game ports for SNES, I like Mortal Kombat but in my opinion its sprites are a bit choppy because arcade has more frames, ports to SNES or Genesis don't do it justice and I can always use MAME for better emulation. Killer Instinct for SNES doesn't have infinite combo juggle I used with Cinder or the 100% damage combos I use with Combo and Sabrewulf in the arcade, I like destroying opposing players when they don't block and hitting them with a 3 hour long combination with Cinder after they realized what was going on before they leave. People that were regulars at my local arcades knew better than to waste tokens at the cabinet I was playing at, most people wouldn't anyway after seeing me do a 6000+ hit combination after the timer ran out. I'm a machine at arcade fighting games, can play as any character knowing all the moves/tricks/combinations so even if I lose an opponent never sees the same thing twice to develop a winning strategy with in tournaments.

[Till]

There's something to be said for DJing that is not possible live, like using thunder and lightning as musical instruments. Before electric power there was 1812 Overture. You wanna feel bass and percussion? Go to where it's being played with cannons as instruments.



By 1812 standards we're sorcerers powered by lightning.

King Arthur: What manner of man are you that can summon up lightning without storm or thunder?

[Ace Ventura]

What deck were you using?

I used multitudes, mainly decks my buddies made they thought I'd like.

The one precon I used was the Imperium Commander deck, one of the Warhammer 40k ones. That one was fun to play.

At one point, my buddy, who was using the Dogmeat Commander deck had a Squirrel TOKEN that was a 120/120 with Double Strike, Lifelink, and Death touch.

[Ace Ventura]

Spoiler warning:

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I also ended up printing a Platinum Trophy to celebrate my 50th Platinum.

This 3D Printer is still way too much fun, even months later.

[Till]

I used multitudes, mainly decks my buddies made they thought I'd like.

The one precon I used was the Imperium Commander deck, one of the Warhammer 40k ones. That one was fun to play.

At one point, my buddy, who was using the Dogmeat Commander deck had a Squirrel TOKEN that was a 120/120 with Double Strike, Lifelink, and Death touch.

No matter what set it is I'm not playing with a full deck.

[Till]

I'm reverse engineering Metroid Prime 2D because of lack of updates and no final version from team developing it. Almost done with the refinement of code, the project is probably dead. Will upload the unofficial version I'm working on.

Edit:// Done and uploaded. https://www.epforums.org/showthread....e-2D-Unofficia

[Till]

Time as we define it is a human invention that doesn't exist, spacetime is essentially a void however nothing is zero in binary streams of quantum cubits in the fabric of reality. Time is like a photograph frame of all the information(matter) in a quantum state within a system, not the ticking of a clock synchronized to Earth's time because planets vary in day length and time scale due to different rate of rotation and mass. We erroneously measure time as universal to the entire cosmos when it's relative only to our planet. Quantum physicists have two competing camps, (M)other theory with 11 dimensions and the arrow of time pointing forward and F(ather) theory with two time dimensions and an arrow of time pointing forward as well as backward. If F theory is correct we are evolving into microbes, then star dust followed by universal compression into a finite point before the Big Bang in a backward death instead of forward one being absorbed in reverse porn by our father's dick.



Dr. Kaku is partial to M theory, F theory is more amusing to simulate the universe pornographically.

[Till]

Time as we define it is a human invention that doesn't exist, spacetime is essentially a void however nothing is zero in binary streams of quantum cubits in the fabric of reality. Time is like a photograph frame of all the information(matter) in a quantum state within a system, not the ticking of a clock synchronized to Earth's time because planets vary in day length and time scale due to different rate of rotation and mass. We erroneously measure time as universal to the entire cosmos when it's relative only to our planet. Quantum physicists have two competing camps, (M)other theory with 11 dimensions and the arrow of time pointing forward and F(ather) theory with two time dimensions and an arrow of time pointing forward as well as backward. If F theory is correct we are evolving into microbes, then star dust followed by universal compression into a finite point before the Big Bang in a backward death instead of forward one being absorbed in reverse porn by our father's dick.



Dr. Kaku is partial to M theory, F theory is more amusing to simulate the universe pornographically.

I have a (F)lying dick time theory, it flies having fun.

https://www.epforums.org/showthread....to-Emuparadise

That's why it begins with time and ends with dick. I'm what happens when street smarts eschews book smarts and things are so detailed they're just as uncensored as reality ending up ghetto and in the gutter. Not that I presume to be smart, I've done incredibly stupid things.

Let me describe (F)lying Dick Time Theory father theory in simplest terms:

1. Our senses can only detect Earth time moving forward.

2. Time in space moves forward and backward with no life forms evolving in space to develop backward time progression senses.

3. Earth is part of a quantum system with an arrow of time pointing backward and not only forward.

4. Death is also being absorbed by your father's dick in reverse porn, every frame of time is paralleled in an infinite multiverse where different things happen in between two deaths and you are immortal in between infinite replays at the quantum level.

There's much more to it than that:
https://www.epforums.org/showthread....45#post1979845

And in Japan flying dicks are enshrined.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kanamara_Matsuri

[Grouch]

Time as we define it is a human invention that doesn't exist, spacetime is essentially a void however nothing is zero in binary streams of quantum cubits in the fabric of reality. Time is like a photograph frame of all the information(matter) in a quantum state within a system, not the ticking of a clock synchronized to Earth's time because planets vary in day length and time scale due to different rate of rotation and mass. We erroneously measure time as universal to the entire cosmos when it's relative only to our planet. Quantum physicists have two competing camps, (M)other theory with 11 dimensions and the arrow of time pointing forward and F(ather) theory with two time dimensions and an arrow of time pointing forward as well as backward. If F theory is correct we are evolving into microbes, then star dust followed by universal compression into a finite point before the Big Bang in a backward death instead of forward one being absorbed in reverse porn by our father's dick.



Dr. Kaku is partial to M theory, F theory is more amusing to simulate the universe pornographically.

both of those theories seem quite plausible.
got a server too busy message earlier that's the first one I've seen in a long while.

[Andy_Jerk]

I think I may have improved this joke:

So at the onset, (firstly now), the guy in middle says: "I dreamed I was skiing."

Then the guy on the left says: "That's funny; I dreamed I was getting a hand job."

Then the guy on the right says: "I couldn't sleep! He was jerking us off!"


edit: I almost ruined it!

[Till]

Domo arigato Ragnar-san!

[Ragnar]

No problemo~