The Elmdor-Appreciation-Out - Number of practitioners: one.

[Till]

I'm not crazy, I'm insane.

Yes but aliens who have no arse as a face might be horrific yet less obscene to look at.

Also, our primary arse is our face near our primary brain where we injest and our lower arse is near our gut second brain where it defecates. Aliens can interface with our minds probing our secondary arse.

https://www.sciencealert.com/here-s-...e-chimps-butts

https://www.sciencefocus.com/the-hum...r-second-brain

We might be too repulsive to look at from an extraterrestrial's perspective so who are we to judge them for their appearance? I know shadow people aliens have no face, horrific and they might be less obscene to look at.

Crazy or insane we are rectofacial. Let's tell shrinks to kiss both our arses for thinking they're sane for telling you we're not repulsive bipedal arsefaced haplorhines. Let's consider it normal to not be repulsed by humans, let's be sane and socialize with the hairy arses with eyes talking to us, let's be extroverted normies, let's be sane according to arseface standards of decency and normalcy.