ROFL
Edit:// Also, our primary arse is our face near our primary brain where we injest and our lower arse is near our gut second brain where it defecates. Aliens can interface with our minds probing our secondary arse.
https://www.sciencealert.com/here-s-...e-chimps-butts
https://www.sciencefocus.com/the-hum...r-second-brain
We might be too repulsive to look at from an extraterrestrial's perspective so who are we to judge them for their appearance? I know shadow people aliens have no face, horrific and they might be less obscene to look at.