The Elmdor-Appreciation-Out - Number of practitioners: one.

[Till]

I'd like to take a shit on a newly formed planet's landmass, just one turd including the microbiome of my gut's ecosystem, come back billions of years later and see Earth's duplicate with humans wondering who shat that godly shit. Just to see humans wondering.

Edit:// What for? You might be wondering.



Organism food in, organism crap out. Disney circle of life. Consequently, the organic material of feces is the umbilical chord that nourishes its microbiome giving birth to life and as it flourishes then in the end perishes.

It's not the end either, at least one turd will survive nuclear war and biological warfare ensures that humans evolving once more in billions of years think they're the first civilization again after ours erodes to dust just as mountains do. Life will be here long after fossils disintegrate. Without a trace at different time.

If anything, radiation increases rate of mutation. Turds evolve faster, only one required to restart life.

[Till]

Somebody in the future going back in time to choose Charles Darwin to do the honors of being the Earth's first defecator, then returning him to his time period where he keeps it a secret because nobody would believe him thinking he's a nutter and discrediting his theory.



Why? Because space and time are equivalent. Eventual mastery of space travel is mastery of time travel as a byproduct. It's much more effortless to travel to Earth from Earth than to another planet. Whoever travels to 2024 and uses a search engine to find and read this message can decide it's an amusing suggestion for a timeline of evolutionary processes on Earth.

[Grouch]

that is a good theory and it can be tested. we have a couple bird feeders around the house part of the bird food is sunflower seed, the birds eat the seed they shit a new sunflower grows from their shit.
here's a question if all life came from shit who shit the first shit?

[Grouch]

I decided to start playing a new game this morning as I was bored so I installed a game called the ball much to my surprise it's pretty good so far. the game is a first person puzzle game where you go around some ancient mayan or aztec ruins with what acts like a gravity gun from half-life 2 and you move this large ball around to break walls or push buttons.
there is a little platforming and combat and a story (which you can dig deeper into if you find the secrets in each level) most of the focus is on the puzzles which so far haven't been difficult.
the one thing that could have been better is if health regened on it's own and not just when you get to a checkpoint and being able to manually save would have been nice.

[Till]

that is a good theory and it can be tested. we have a couple bird feeders around the house part of the bird food is sunflower seed, the birds eat the seed they shit a new sunflower grows from their shit.
here's a question if all life came from shit who shit the first shit?

See, the microbes of a microbial colony form an altruistic neural network through microbial intelligence. They require organisms to spread so they decide to become multi-cellular life to be eukaryotes that host them in their gut as an ecosystem with a steady supply of organic matter to feed on as they spread being excreted. The first defecator with a human gut biome has the required ecosystem to replicate humans and the environment required to sustain human life after billions of years of evolutionary processes. The first defecator taking a shit on Earth was human, it can be any human from anywhere as an astronaut that has mastered space travel and time travel as a byproduct of space and time being equivalent. Who that defecator is, is the question.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microbial_intelligence

Conversely, our gut is a second brain.

https://www.scientificamerican.com/a...-second-brain/

Without microbes and shit we're shits.

[Grouch]

confirmed humans are shitty because they're made of shit

[Till]

confirmed humans are shitty because they're made of shit

That talk shit,



Thinking shit. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reductio_ad_absurdum

Not giving a shit about falsifiable shit because the opposite claim to shit is illogical shit.

[Till]

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/techn...re/ar-AA17I9sp

I have no time for division mathematics, the Collatz Conjecture is for quantum computing to solve.

There's one math property that's unusual, every number multiplied by 9 equals nine.

For example:

111x9 = 999

9+9+9 = 27

2 + 7 = 9

[Zaladane]

Oh yeah well I can spell boobies on a calculator



That's the extent of my maths lol.

[LeftyGuitar]

Bounce bounce bounce on the koopa troopa.

[Till]

Disney features so much in global culture on this planet that it's going to attract tourists of the Space Invader game kind. Of you're wondering what that Florida thread is. They're supposed to be 3D depictions of them.



Here's a version with the top logo describing what you're looking at, but it looks better without it.



https://www.epforums.org/showthread.php?134811-Florida

Notice the five different types and red light UFO. 'The Disneyland', play on words for Space Invaders landing there, what the incident is called.

[Andy_Jerk]

Made by me.

[Till]

You ever notice how tourists from the Space Invaders game are always out of this world? I mean, they invade our space like they own the place! They come down all "beep-boop" like they're on some intergalactic vacation, but let me tell you, they're the worst at blending in. You'll spot them a mile away with their pixelated faces and those awkward movements, like they're trying to do the robot but failing miserably. And don't get me started on their invasion tactics - it's like they've never heard of subtlety! They just line up and march towards you like they're in some kind of retro conga line. But hey, at least they're polite enough to give you a heads-up with that ominous music before they crash the party. So next time you see those space tourists invading your neighborhood, just remember: they may be from another galaxy, but they still can't parallel park worth a shit!

I'm from Florida, and bracing myself for a drug and alcohol addled Spring Break college student tourist invasion. Constant reminder that Winter is over and Spring is here again. With any luck the tourist invasion will include Space Invader tourists whether or not it's drunk and high tourist induced mass hysteria taste of own medicine.

[Till]

Florida should pay tourists to stay away.

https://www.foxnews.com/us/miami-bea...d-commissioner

Spring break mayhem.

Nothing legalizing throwing manure at tourists can't fix.

[Grouch]

You ever notice how tourists from the Space Invaders game are always out of this world? I mean, they invade our space like they own the place! They come down all "beep-boop" like they're on some intergalactic vacation, but let me tell you, they're the worst at blending in. You'll spot them a mile away with their pixelated faces and those awkward movements, like they're trying to do the robot but failing miserably. And don't get me started on their invasion tactics - it's like they've never heard of subtlety! They just line up and march towards you like they're in some kind of retro conga line. But hey, at least they're polite enough to give you a heads-up with that ominous music before they crash the party. So next time you see those space tourists invading your neighborhood, just remember: they may be from another galaxy, but they still can't parallel park worth a shit!

I'm from Florida, and bracing myself for a drug and alcohol addled Spring Break college student tourist invasion. Constant reminder that Winter is over and Spring is here again. With any luck the tourist invasion will include Space Invader tourists whether or not it's drunk and high tourist induced mass hysteria taste of own medicine.

my sympathies

Florida should pay tourists to stay away.

https://www.foxnews.com/us/miami-bea...d-commissioner






Nothing legalizing throwing manure at tourists can't fix.

I wish my state would put up a sign like that or one that says "come spend you money and get out" or "californians and new jerseyins not welcome"