The Elmdor-Appreciation-Out - Number of practitioners: one.

[Till]

You want me to translate?

Spoiler warning:

It's a reference to your balls. Guys ask each other that, like; "how are things?"
As you get older they usually hang lower hehehe

My crystal balls are loosely interpreted augary.

[deadlegion]

Crystal balls lmao

[deadlegion]

So what madness is happening over there in Florida atm?

The weather has been really shit here lately, well where I am. Really muggy like tropical, which I hate but you would be accustomed to it Dill.

[Till]

Things are surreal in Miami, but if alien invasion is new it's to tourists not from around these here parts.

I'd be a terrible father. https://www.newscientist.com/article...e-better-dads/

[deadlegion]

Things are surreal in Miami, but if alien invasion is new it's to tourists not from around these here parts.

I'd be a terrible father. https://www.newscientist.com/article...e-better-dads/

yeah me too just going by the title. But I've been good to my sister's kids? So idk Not the same thing I know.

[deadlegion]

“We’re assuming that testis size drives how involved the fathers are, but it could be that when men become more involved as caregivers, their testes shrink.”

wtf?

[deadlegion]

lol why tho?

[Till]

yeah me too just going by the title. But I've been good to my sister's kids? So idk Not the same thing I know.

I'm good with kids and as an uncle. It's having me as a father that would be dysfunctional.

[deadlegion]

I'm good with kids and as an uncle. It's having me as a father that would be dysfunctional.

Your testis would shrink and you'd become a soprano?

[deadlegion]

"Daddy, why do you sound like mommy?"

[Till]

"Daddy, why do you sound like mommy?"

Somewhere along those lines, my brain is wired 100% masculine and testicles huge.

Edit:// I'm not capable of having loving tender daddy moments with kids but I was one and can be their friend.

[deadlegion]

Fell asleep for about 15 minutes then the alarm went off fml

[deadlegion]

/coffee

[deadlegion]

/smoke

[deadlegion]

I trimmed my beard before and I think a bit of shrapnel went in one eye. Fuck.