Speaking of Florida, I was at a Publix and two thugs were eating a bag of chips in line to pay for groceries then refusing to pay for them intimidating the cashier, her manager who was much smaller than the cashier took over and asked them if they're feeling romantic enough to go to jail then they paid for the chips.
"First of all, if you're the newcomer, right." ~ Tossed Salad Man
Next time I go to that supermarket I'll ask the manager if she's familiar with the Tossed Salad Man and play her the video if she's not. She definitely knows exactly what to say to thugs. A bag of chips is expensive these days, overpriced and mostly air but not worth tossing salad in jail on New Year's Day. There are much lower prices to pay than arse pubes stuck in your teeth, first of all in that year, right. With jelly, or without jelly, right.
Originally Posted by Till
