Quote Originally Posted by Colonel Guile View Post
Sounds like they need to be thrown into the trashcan with the rest of the indie junk.
You haven't lived until you've seen the prolonged flashback of the bulldozer driver who is terrible at driving a bulldozer, so bad that he actually killed his wife by accident and her funeral was everyone passive aggressively casting shade on him and his dad telling him he doesn't love him, and then the flashback ends and he tries to reverse the direction of the bulldozer to avoid fighting you, but because he's bad at driving it he storms forward with it instead and the entire battle with him is just him trying to figure out what the reverse is.

Also, the mansion of farts.