I'm slightly overweight, a little soggy around the mid section from ya know beer
It's not that heavy for my height. I'm fairly toned everywhere else and my legs and monstrous
Legs that look like a ogres club?
I just have loose skin round the midsection now, I thought it was fat but nope just skin, NO WORRIES! \o/
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