The Hang Out: Anal Commando Collector's Edition

[Jazzmarazz]

For dinner tonight, we have One 8 ounce Swordfish steak, steamed broccoli, dinosaur mac n cheese and faygo red pop.
People think Im different. I call it eclectic.

[Slacker Magician]

[amiga1200]

food.
i dunno, eat a dog if i could, in a survival situation, and i'm NOT in the mind to go black market.
...
squid or octopus is quite literally one 'food' (i chefed, and i use that word fuckin LOOSELY) that goes down exactly as it looks, just like manky fuckin oysters.
EEEEWWWW!
scruffy bastards, keep that food poison away from my workshop.
shark, is nice, not gonna fish for my own, a food that has a reputation for making food out of it's predators...
kinda levels the playing field, a bit...
[edit]
word.

[Grouch]

Gyp linked me to this and I thought of Gobbs:

[Zaladane]

[Jazzmarazz]

Know how I can tell a woman designed this? Because they torn six goddamn squares for a two square job!

[amiga1200]

i was going with the bog seat down, sign of CONTROL and mental ORDER in the home.
...
i'm quite impressed if a bird put that together, without mutilating herself, others and the environment.
serious.
for that hazard to hold without decapitating an umpa loompa in the process, is nothing short of brilliant, i want that bracket. (could have a good torque to it.)
...
i reckon a man did it, only a TRUE stoner can pull some shit like that, i mean think it up out of nowhere, and somehow make it fly...albeit not that well.
...
1, if a woman built that, put your engineering skills elsewhere, like traps and home fortifications?
or other convenient machines.
2, if a man did that, not fazed, it's expected. (men fail, it's normal.)
...
wouldn't wanna take a shit there...
[edit]
clarify:
a man has the motive and the drive, womens lay elsewhere.

[Zaladane]

Know how I can tell a woman designed this? Because they torn six goddamn squares for a two square job!

Puts it at a rather convenient wang height when getting up from a shit too

[Grouch]

no way in hell am i using a bathroom with one of those things in it.

[Gypsy]

Congrats fightin' Kings.

[Cookie Monster]

Portugaaaaal!

Croatia didn't have their best day today :/

Now that I think about it, none of the teams that went through today deserved it too much. N. Ireland played quite well and Switzerland was clearly superior to Poland.

[Grouch]

I know it's saturday but it feels like sunday.

[Ace Ventura]

I'm pretty much counting down the days to Skillet. I haven't been to a concert since January of last year. Gotta get my concert fix.

[deadlegion]

Coming from you? Suck my nuts, faggot.

Are you ok dude?

[Ace Ventura]

And it's Fallout 4 time.