Sup lonely people of the internet.
"I am... Sheik. One of the last of the Sheikah tribe..."
Sup Sheik.
Spoiler warning:
Oh man it's hot.
No tornadoes here. There's the odd hurricane way up north but that's 1000s of kms away in the tropics.
Never have to worry about frostbite
From what I've seen in the news lately it seems fires are just as bad in Canada.
The wildlife down here isn't that dangerousIf you have dogs then snakes are never a worry, with spiders there's one type you always make sure a couple are hanging around in your house because it isn't dangerous for humans at all but hunts and kills all other types.
Spoiler warning:
Your nature spits in the face of reason.
To be fair, building your house on top of a pile of oil surrounded by super flammable trees isn't a smart move. Don't tell Alberta though. They'll accuse you of being a foreigner. TRUMP 2016
Yeah, see, I like living in a place where I don't have to keep animals around to kill the other super deadly animals.![]()
I would make a NATO joke but we're not in it, but more like good pals.![]()