The Skype-Out: Nothing butt sex. Or so they say.

[Ace Ventura]

Holy shit it's quarter 'til 2 and I have to be up by 8. Got some places I'll be applying at tomorrow.

[Warrior]

"MY NATIVE NAME IS HOWLING COOTER."

What the actual fuck.

FINALLY SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS HOW FUNNY THAT SHIT IS.

[Jazzmarazz]

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I have a pair at my moms house. I'll let gyp look before I go bothering her.

[Grouch]

I have a pair at my moms house. I'll let gyp look before I go bothering her.

no problem. I just about out of extra spending money for now.

[Raype]

Aww, lovely, she wants to form a family

She's already got a keen eye for breeding so she'd be a perfect Pokémon partner.

[Cookie Monster]

She's already got a keen eye for breeding so she'd be a perfect Pokémon partner.

[Raype]

He probably should have tried to set up a trade though.

Swinger parties. It's like Pokémon trading for adults!

[Raype]

And much like Pokémon trading sometimes they come back with a new skill or two.

[Warrior]

And much like Pokémon trading sometimes they come back with a new skill or two.

Also come back with a kid that's not yours.

[Ace Ventura]

Finally home. Time to play some Destiny.

[Raype]

Also come back with a kid that's not yours.

Who you then release into the wild.

Or stuff into a tiny container.

[Inferno.]

Finally home. Time to play some Destiny.

Oh shit son.

[Ace Ventura]

Oh shit son.

More like it's shit, son. Destiny sucks. I only play when my friends are online.

[Inferno.]

More like it's shit, son. Destiny sucks. I only play when my friends are online.

Just meant the fact you're posting again. You have been MIA for some time, yo.

[Ace Ventura]

Just meant the fact you're posting again. You have been MIA for some time, yo.

Yep. Was busy not working. While I was at the Post Office I only worked once maybe every three weeks. When I finally did get to run the route, my car broke down and they fired me. Now I'm stuck helping my Dad with his business until I find my own job.