the holy shit-Out: what is goign on (HE QUIC BROWN OX UMP OVER HE Z OG)

[Ace Ventura]

I've lost a lot of relatives over the past couple of years.Well,I'm sad now.Thanks.

I'M SO SORRY.

[Iamerror]

You should be.

[Ace Ventura]

You should be.

I am.

Spoiler warning:

Not

[Iamerror]

You're a grinch.

[Ace Ventura]

You're a grinch.

No I'm SkywardScrooge. Get it right.

[Iamerror]

Have the ghosts of Christmas visited you yet?

[Ace Ventura]

Have the ghosts of Christmas visited you yet?

Yep. Saria was the Ghost of Christmas Past, Darunia was the Ghost of Christmas Present, and Ganon was ghost of Christmas Future.

[Iamerror]

I thought Zelda would show up.She's gotten lazy.

[Ace Ventura]

I thought Zelda would show up.She's gotten lazy.

She's too busy being imprisoned in Ganon's Castle.

[Iamerror]

That's not an excuse.She's a lazy cow.

[Ace Ventura]

That's not an excuse.She's a lazy cow.

You're thinking Romani!

[Iamerror]

Both of them are lazy.

[Ace Ventura]

Both of them are lazy.

Touche. But what about the Sage's? Just sitting around in the light world and shit. Lazy asses.

[Iamerror]

Yeah,What have they done lately? A whole lot of nothing.

[Ace Ventura]

Yeah,What have they done lately? A whole lot of nothing.

...Except making a rainbow bridge to get to Ganon's Castle and breaking the seal...