the holy shit-Out: what is goign on (HE QUIC BROWN OX UMP OVER HE Z OG)

[Ace Ventura]

I'm still not an uncle.

...

Wait a minute. Yes I am. Forgot my little sister (who doesn't live with me) had a kid.

[Raype]

Do you have a lot of nieces/nephews Ray?

4 nephews, one niece. Only 2 of my sisters have children so far.

Also, my step sister has 2 kids.

And my half sister has 2.

Also, my long lost half brother has at least one daughter.

Hilariously oversized family is hilariously oversized.

[Ace Ventura]

And I JUST found out my little sister is engaged. Wtf.

[Iamerror]

Aww.I have a lot of cousins.One brother though. How old is your sister,Roxas?

[Raype]

And I JUST found out my little sister is engaged. Wtf.

To a big daddy?

I guess she's great at making Mr. Bubbles happy. If you know what I mean.

I'd extract her ADAM.

[Ace Ventura]

Aww.I have a lot of cousins.One brother though. How old is your sister,Roxas?

17. She's turning 18 in a couple months. But damn. She's getting married, and I'm still single. Something is seriously wrong here.

[Ace Ventura]

To a big daddy?

I guess she's great at making Mr. Bubbles happy. If you know what I mean.

I'd extract her ADAM.

I see what you did there.

[Gypsy]

I'm impressed with Mellow Monk in general. Going to be trying some of their more premium blends now.

[Raype]

17. She's turning 18 in a couple months. But damn. She's getting married, and I'm still single. Something is seriously wrong here.

Hard to meet girls in your parents' basement.

[Ace Ventura]

Hard to meet girls in your parents' basement.

Actually I've been getting out a lot more than I normally do. Glad to say that really.

[Raype]

...I say whilst a few feet away from me someone I met whilst living in a basement and hardly leaving the house is sleeping.

Shut up, my joke totally works.

[Ace Ventura]

...I say whilst a few feet away from me someone I met whilst living in a basement and hardly leaving the house is sleeping.

Shut up, my joke totally works.

Don't feel bad. I'm moving in with friends come February, I'll be living in the basement.

[Iamerror]

I've missed your jokes,Ray.

[Ace Ventura]

Well I'm going to go and watch TV with my Dad.

[Raype]

Remember to watch for leaks.

We lost the bedroom because of that.

And as such we're both crowded into the living room.

Which means there's a serious lack of privacy for everyone.

I've seen some shit, man.