the holy shit-Out: what is goign on (HE QUIC BROWN OX UMP OVER HE Z OG)

[Sheik]

Did you platinum Japan yet?

No, sadly.

[Spose']

Japan Trophy: Marriage - Marry some random chick on the street who will be a housewife.

[deadlegion]

He won't go for trophies 'cos he's worried about splitting the girls in half. Commando rolls won't save him in that situation.

[deadlegion]

And the cops would be all like "there's a gaijin having sexitime with our wimenz", send in the

[Sheik]

Japan Trophy: Marriage - Marry some random chick on the street who will be a housewife.

Scary how true that can be here. Many a time I've heard someone getting married here for "reasons".

He won't go for trophies 'cos he's worried about splitting the girls in half. Commando rolls won't save him in that situation.

And the cops would be all like "there's a gaijin having sexitime with our wimenz", send in the

OMFG!

[deadlegion]

So you've seen one already? K

[Sheik]

So you've seen one already? K

Oi!
I can neither confirm or deny said accusations.

[deadlegion]

No big deal man. My uncle went to his local police station years ago (about his drivers licence or something) and there was one parked out front.

[Sheik]

No big deal man. My uncle went to his local police station years ago (about his drivers licence or something) and there was one parked out front.

I know this is a moot point but, some of the female police officers look like dolls more than authoritarian figures. Also, when I realized this, I knew how twisted I've become. I would show pictures, but I'm sure the internet has 1-upped me in that regard.

[deadlegion]

I wouldn't know tbh. My uncle is a respectable type and doesn't comment on things like that.
His "controversial" humour is limited to whale products, gaijin related stuff (old people over there and their attitudes) and the odd comment about nuclear power.

He's older than me and both his wife's parents are still alive.

[Sheik]

I wouldn't know tbh. My uncle is a respectable type and doesn't comment on things like that.
His "controversial" humour is limited to whale products, gaijin related stuff (old people over there and their attitudes) and the odd comment about nuclear power.

He's older than me and both his wife's parents are still alive.

It is hard to find someone out here who isn't a tiny bit respectable...unless you're part of the military.

[Ace Ventura]

I've barely left my bed all day...And it's almost 8pm...

[Sheik]

I've barely left my bed all day...And it's almost 8pm...

Waste of a Saturday.

[Spose']

I bet Sword has a girlfriend he's hiding from all of us.

[Ace Ventura]

Waste of a Saturday.

I would've been out and about, but my depression kinda took hold. Didn't really feel like getting out of bed, haven't eaten all day. I just can't seem to get motivated.