Work as sexy gatekeeper is hard especially with a timestopping sexy maid throwing knives constantly at you.
I am so ninja, I fart in your cereal while you are still eating it.
Hax'd:
PS3 Slim OFW
PS4 OFW
Nintendo Wii U 32GB Black Premium
Wow. There is literally no one here.
Last night sucked . No fun drinking alone, fell asleep about 10. Bored all day. Did laundry.
Fuck me.
LET'S ALL GO DRINK AT SPRUNGS HOUSE!!!!!!
AND NO, I HAVEN'T BEEN SITTING HERE PUSHING NEW POSTS BUTTON OVER AND OVER FOR 4 HOURS STRAIGHT!
Sprung do I really need to play Mass Effect to enjoy 2 and 3?