The Random Anime Cat Crap Pictures-Out: Screw You All To The Wall

[Ace Ventura]

Shit sucks, you probably should get some meds for it though or see a psychologist or whatever.

I'm seeing one when I get back from Vacation. It does suck. Bad. I just need to get fixed. I'm so tired of the disappointment, but I gotta move on with my life.

[Sheras]

I listening to your rage about Gems.
Janna support so solid tho. Can initiate or Disengage so easily.

Taric I don't like because he isn't solid for disengage or engage, he doesn't even really have peel.
His Q heal isn't strong late game, sure in lane it is nice to have, that sustain but afterwards nah.
His W is useful in lane again, but once again late game that armor is of little use, considering most assassin/bursty champs that go after the ADC are AP.
His E is really short ranged, and the stun duration is crap at max range, I personally prefer a longer ranged ability that is a skill shot rather than the short targeted one.
His ulti is meh, taric has no gap closer, no speed boost, so you have to walk through the team to go use your ult, same with your passive, you have to go into danger range to auto people.

Janna is really good in certain comps, I still don't like her initiating power, so I don't like playing her.
But she is amazing at kiting and disengage and that is ever so satisfying just not dying ever
The thing is I feel like Zyra can do better than Janna in most comps. She has great poke in lane, something Janna does not have.
Zyra has better lane control and vision control with her plants.
Zyra has two really good disengage spells, which also can be combined into two great initiating spells, something Janna does not have.
Zyra brings a lot more damage with her kit and her passive.

[Nemkoon]

Taric I don't like because he isn't solid for disengage or engage, he doesn't even really have peel.
His Q heal isn't strong late game, sure in lane it is nice to have, that sustain but afterwards nah.
His W is useful in lane again, but once again late game that armor is of little use, considering most assassin/bursty champs that go after the ADC are AP.
His E is really short ranged, and the stun duration is crap at max range, I personally prefer a longer ranged ability that is a skill shot rather than the short targeted one.
His ulti is meh, taric has no gap closer, no speed boost, so you have to walk through the team to go use your ult, same with your passive, you have to go into danger range to auto people.

Janna is really good in certain comps, I still don't like her initiating power, so I don't like playing her.
But she is amazing at kiting and disengage and that is ever so satisfying just not dying ever
The thing is I feel like Zyra can do better than Janna in most comps. She has great poke in lane, something Janna does not have.
Zyra has better lane control and vision control with her plants.
Zyra has two really good disengage spells, which also can be combined into two great initiating spells, something Janna does not have.
Zyra brings a lot more damage with her kit and her passive.

Now rate Vel'koz Support.

[Sheras]

Now rate Vel'koz Support.

Now I've never tried it like the other two I posted about.

Theoretically, Vel Koz is very very immobile, easy target for those aggressive dive supports like Annie, Leona, Thresh.
His Q can be difficult to land, but can also be used as some very good poke that is unexpected given the angles you can pull off.
His W can be used as waveclear or to push the lane if you can poke them out of lane, otherwise, you should never be able to get both procs off on someone who is paying attention.
His E is the only solid way from him to set up a combo but can be difficult to land because of the travel time and the relatively small hit circle.
His Ulti deals massive damage, without him even having any AP, I think max rank it has a base damage of what 900? And that is AoE through other champions, combined with his passive he deals massive damage. However, Vel has the same issue Malz does with his ult, you can't move while using it, so you have to be really good with your positioning and timing.
That being said, I think he is better as support than mid. His ratios are not the best compared to a lot of other mids, and he has 4 skill shots. No matter how fed you get, you could miss all four skillshots, and do nothing. Having a crucial role like mid just biff everything would lose you a fight instantly, much safer decision for the team to be put in the bot lane. Just pick safe ADCs like Caitlyn or Ezreal and just survive the lane phase or wait for jungle help.

[Warrior]

I just need to get fixed.

You gonna go for the ol "snip snip" eh?

[Ace Ventura]

You gonna go for the ol "snip snip" eh?

Not that bitch. I meant mentally fixed. I'm broken as all hell.

[Warrior]

Not that bitch. I meant mentally fixed. I'm broken as all hell.

Hey I recall you being my bitch in SFA3, especially to Karin and Sakura

[Ace Ventura]

Hey I recall you being my bitch in SFA3, especially to Karin and Sakura

Yeah yeah.

Nem was my bitch though in Alpha 3.

[Warrior]

Yeah yeah.

Nem was my bitch though in Alpha 3.

He was my bitch in SFIII just a bit ago, he kept falling back on Q and Elena

[Ace Ventura]

He was my bitch in SFIII just a bit ago, he kept falling back on Q and Elena

He kicked my ass with both of them.

Anyway, thinking about joining the National Guard. Or the Navy. Not quite sure yet.

[Nemkoon]

Gobby had to resort to Cherry tapping, it's ok Roxas.

[Ace Ventura]

Gobby had to resort to Cherry tapping, it's ok Roxas.

Hahaha no clue what that is dude.

[Warrior]

He kicked my ass with both of them.

Anyway, thinking about joining the National Guard. Or the Navy. Not quite sure yet.

Say goodbye to your freedom, hope you like looking at mens genitalia

[Ace Ventura]

Say goodbye to your freedom, hope you like looking at mens genitalia

Shut it man. It's a last resort thing. I don't think I'd get past Basic without my knee blowing out.

[FlavaFlave]

Say goodbye to your freedom, hope you like looking at mens genitalia

At least he's trying to do something with his life and not sit on his ass all day playing games and whatnot.

Roxas, I think the military would be good for you. You clearly don't know what you want to do right now and you're young enough to join the military and get some structure. Besides, you can get a grant and go back to school when you're done with a 4 year stint. You should really consider it.