The Sprung Out - Oh, to be seventy again.

[Sheik]

I SWEAR TO GOD IF I MISS THE START OF THE OILERS GAME BECAUSE THE-CENTER-OF-THE-UNIVERSE MAPLE LEAFS GO INTO OVERTIME I'M GONNA BE PISSED

This would be where I put a jpeg of a dude dancing on an Oilers jersey, but sadly, the interwebs has a significant lack of those.