The Sprung Out - Oh, to be seventy again.

[Drageuth]

How hard is it managing two jobs? Anyone have experience with it(2x Part Time)?

Depends on the two jobs, the managers, and how far apart the regular shifts usually are.

I worked two jobs for about a year when I was 20, but the first job I usually worked 6AM-12PM, and the second job was usually 5PM-9PM. That wasn't too bad. Working at a kiosk in the mall, you need to be available for prime mall hours, which really limits when your second job can be, outside of a late evening shift, unless you have managers at both jobs who are willing to work around your commitments, which doesn't always happen.

[Drageuth]

Japan sees a jump because Christmas is a holiday to spend with loved ones. Valentine's day sees a similar jump in porn usage over here, IIRC. Analogous holidays and all that.

I, for instance, will be going down a chimney on christmas so that knocks about 10 points off Canada's score right there.

I will be at home alone on the evening of Christmas Day, so I'll be contributing my share to the Canada Masturbation Fund.

[Sheik]

All these nasty socialists want to take our freedoms. What is this, Nazi Germany?

We should round up all these socialists and throw them into camps where they'll learn the true value of an honest day's work. And we should force everyone to have a job, like, in, say, the military. And if you refuse you should have to go to prison. And we should definitely do something about all these unjust bankers ruining the economy and not supporting our country. Filthy foreign devils who don't support our godfearing ways. No better than garbage.

If only there was a political party that spoke to me....

I can't tell if this is a canadian joke or an obvious american joke....

[Raype]

I can't tell if this is a canadian joke or an obvious american joke....

It's a simplified version of Hitler's platform.

Which is, ironically, parroted in a roundabout way by people who have a habit of calling other people nazis.

[Raype]

I will be at home alone on the evening of Christmas Day, so I'll be contributing my share to the Canada Masturbation Fund.

Breaking in that new bigscreen with some hardcore pornography?

[Sheik]

It's a simplified version of Hitler's platform.

Which is, ironically, parroted in a roundabout way by people who have a habit of calling other people nazis.

I must be dumb....
I'll go shoot myself in the foot now.

[Sheras]

It's a simplified version of Hitler's platform.

Which is, ironically, parroted in a roundabout way by people who have a habit of calling other people nazis.

I was called a nazi in high school quite frequently

[deadlegion]

I was called a nazi in high school quite frequently

In high school there was this fat kid we all made fun of. He had the hitler hair parted thing going on, and we made a point of mocking him about it.
I think he may have lost the plot at some stage because he actually started goose stepping around, doing the nazi salute and shouting heil hitler

[Sheik]

In high school there was this fat kid we all made fun of. He had the hitler hair parted thing going on, and we made a point of mocking him about it.
I think he may have lost the plot at some stage because he actually started goose stepping around, doing the nazi salute and shouting heil hitler

He then legally changed his name to Adolf Hitler, thanks a lot DL. We got another Hitler on the loose.

[Spose']

Depends on the two jobs, the managers, and how far apart the regular shifts usually are.

I worked two jobs for about a year when I was 20, but the first job I usually worked 6AM-12PM, and the second job was usually 5PM-9PM. That wasn't too bad. Working at a kiosk in the mall, you need to be available for prime mall hours, which really limits when your second job can be, outside of a late evening shift, unless you have managers at both jobs who are willing to work around your commitments, which doesn't always happen.

The Kiosk job only has two real shifts. 10-4 and 4-9. I usually get thrown at 4-9 and so does the manager's brother since the manager has kids he has to watch in the evening. I'm pretty much called in anytime that the other two call off, and work my regular scheduled hours.

[deadlegion]

He then legally changed his name to Adolf Hitler, thanks a lot DL. We got another Hitler on the loose.

I saw him in the news a little while back. He's fatter and working as a manager for some organisation that helps retarded people.

[Sheras]

In high school there was this fat kid we all made fun of. He had the hitler hair parted thing going on, and we made a point of mocking him about it.
I think he may have lost the plot at some stage because he actually started goose stepping around, doing the nazi salute and shouting heil hitler

I was called it because I moved to Iowa from Germany. So it became the norm that if I was winning an argument or got a good joke on someone, nazi was unleashed

[Sheik]

I was called it because I moved to Iowa from Germany. So it became the norm that if I was winning an argument or got a good joke on someone, nazi was unleashed

Oh.
Well that's just dumb

[Sheik]

I saw him in the news a little while back. He's fatter and working as a manager for some organisation that helps retarded people.

A good deed, and here you are, threatening our accounts with perma-bans. Proud?

[Raype]

I was called it because I moved to Iowa from Germany. So it became the norm that if I was winning an argument or got a good joke on someone, nazi was unleashed

I'm guessing this was either too early or two late to capitalize on the love for the soup nazi.

If there's one thing people love, it's a soup nazi.

I saw him in the news a little while back. He's fatter and working as a manager for some organisation that helps retarded people.

DANGER, DANGER WILL ROBINSON.

Hitler targeted the retards before the Jews.

This is his Rise to Evil.

Speaking of which, Forest Gump alternate history where he fights pre-Fuhrer Hitler.

Fund it?

He then legally changed his name to Adolf Hitler, thanks a lot DL. We got another Hitler on the loose.

It's cool, he's fat hitler.

No one will take him seriously.

Like Kim Jung un.

Unless this kid was KJU.

He was educated in the west....