The Ben 10 Affleck-Out: I feel like fame is wasted on me.

[Raype]

Alternatively;

[Sheik]

My memory is pretty hazy. I kinda recall it being like this:

1. Where can I get this "upload your memory" tech you've been hiding from the US.
2. Does your memory have a shuffle list of cheesy songs it goes through for tv shows.
3. This would be hilarious to see in a sitcom format. It would go something like
Jesse gets high.
Jesse fucks Walter's plans up.
Walter tells off Jesse.
Jesse acts rashly and kills someone.
Walter tells off Jesse..again.
Jesse collects drug money for his habit of getting high of his own supply.
Walter forgets Jesse's a drug addict.
Repeat x 100
?????
Profit.

[Ace Ventura]

-Get Home, forgot I left phone charger at my buddies' house. Check phone, dead as a doornail.

Well fuck.

[Sheik]

-Get Home, forgot I left phone charger at my buddies' house. Check phone, dead as a doornail.

Well fuck.

Uses airplane mode for when not texting people.
100% at 8 A.M.
97% at 8 P.M.
#Genius

[Jazzmarazz]

Did you just hashtag?

[Sheik]

Did you just hashtag?

Yes I did.
Because irony is funny. People who use hashtags for anything besides serial numbers or telephone numbers are fucking morons.
Even me.

[Ace Ventura]

Uses airplane mode for when not texting people.
100% at 8 A.M.
97% at 8 P.M.
#Genius

I was kinda texting my girlfriend, sooooo. Yeah that wouldn't work.

[Sheik]

I'm pretty sure my comments over the recent...oh I don't know...a year has made Jazz facepalm himself.
That personally makes me a bit happy, but then extremely ashamed.
So..uh...sorry for that, and stuff.

[Ace Ventura]

Well, now that I finally got all my shit set up in my room time to play some Mass Effect. Once it installs the game data.

[Sheik]

Well, now that I finally got all my shit set up in my room time to play some Mass Effect. Once it installs the game data.

PS4 will make that process much better, and by that I mean way worse.
I remember back in the old days of the console. We didn't need to wait 9 years for graphics "quality".
But then again, I'ma 90's kid. I don't know jack shit about waiting for quality.

[Ace Ventura]

PS4 will make that process much better, and by that I mean way worse.
I remember back in the old days of the console. We didn't need to wait 9 years for graphics "quality".
But then again, I'ma 90's kid. I don't know jack shit about waiting for quality.

Ikr? I am too man.

[Spose']

I just had a 21 year old guy living in his Moms basement while working a call center job tell me I should kill myself and he's superior to me because I'm 17 and graduated high school early and don't have a job yet.

Meanwhile I'm planning on starting college in the next few months to work towards a bachelor's in linguistics. The internet is a weird place.

[Ace Ventura]

I just had a 21 year old guy living in his Moms basement while working a call center job tell me I should kill myself and he's superior to me because I'm 17 and graduated high school early and don't have a job yet.

Meanwhile I'm planning on starting college in the next few months to work towards a bachelor's in linguistics. The internet is a weird place.

Oh that was you? My bad. I'm kidding, but yeah, the internet is fucked up bro.

[Sheik]

I just had a 21 year old guy living in his Moms basement while working a call center job tell me I should kill myself and he's superior to me because I'm 17 and graduated high school early and don't have a job yet.

Meanwhile I'm planning on starting college in the next few months to work towards a bachelor's in linguistics. The internet is a weird place.

I'm surprised about this development. Google or Youtube should've tipped you off a while ago. Hell, 4chan. I don't think I should go further.
But, yeah, dude's a dillhole for spouting out that stupidity. You're fucking god knows where from where he is and he cares enough to try to "guide" you to off yourself?

Oh that was you? My bad. I'm kidding, but yeah, the internet is fucked up bro.

See, he knows.

[Spose']

One of our mutual friends posted this video that the guy insulting me made. He made it so they would keep on talking to him...

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