The Ben 10 Affleck-Out: I feel like fame is wasted on me.

[Raype]

I look like a slightly chubby Kurt Russel

So you look like George Lucas with a mullet.

I bet the women are just falling all over themselves.

[Nemkoon]

I look like a slightly chubby Kurt Russel

By slightly chubby do you mean 16 pant sizes larger?

[Warrior]

So you look like George Lucas with a mullet.

I bet the women are just falling all over themselves.

I don't know about about the George Lucas part but All the women are indeed falling for me and my Big Gun

[Beelzebub]

Seriously the funniest part from any Treehouse of Horror episode.

[Ikusagami]

Trying to feel more like a woman ray?

He'd have to shave off a bit more than the pubes to become a woman.

Also, shorter bushes make the tree look bigger.

[Sheik]

I seemed to waltz in on a good time.
Back reading was a trip. Into the Emuparadise Zone. *Twilight Zone Music Cues*

[Gare]

Getting near the end of RE: Revelations. I don't take it anyone here has it on Steam? Finding partners for Raid Mode is gonna be a bitch. Playing RE6 co-op with strangers was already a nightmare.

Also I am so not in the mood to finish AC3. Gameplay is fine as usual but this setting couldn't be any more boring.

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I'm sure everyone cares a great deal about all this riveting information I've just shared.

[Raype]

Getting near the end of RE: Revelations. I don't take it anyone here has it on Steam? Finding partners for Raid Mode is gonna be a bitch. Playing RE6 co-op with strangers was already a nightmare.

Also I am so not in the mood to finish AC3. Gameplay is fine as usual but this setting couldn't be any more boring.

...

I'm sure everyone cares a great deal about all this riveting information I've just shared.

I lack the steam version. The best I can do is toss you supplies. But that's really only useful for campaign and even then, once you clear infernal you get that sweet infinite rawket lawn chair. At the very least, I can say that clearing Raid mode is totally doable solo, as I'm damn near done. Getting trinity bonuses and clearing it all easily is another matter.

[Sheik]

Getting near the end of RE: Revelations. I don't take it anyone here has it on Steam? Finding partners for Raid Mode is gonna be a bitch. Playing RE6 co-op with strangers was already a nightmare.

Also I am so not in the mood to finish AC3. Gameplay is fine as usual but this setting couldn't be any more boring.

...

I'm sure everyone cares a great deal about all this riveting information I've just shared.

You're just as screwed as I on RE: Revelations. I got it on the 3DS, still worth it, but I can play fucking Kid Icarus online easier than that game.
I wonder if AC should've just stopped after 3. It's not the best ender, but I have this sneaky suspicion the general populace is going to catch onto Black Flag and then you see "critics" bash the living hell out of it. That or it becomes as disappointing as AC: Brotherhood was to me.

[Sheik]

I lack the steam version. The best I can do is toss you supplies. But that's really only useful for campaign and even then, once you clear infernal you get that sweet infinite rawket lawn chair. At the very least, I can say that clearing Raid mode is totally doable solo, as I'm damn near done. Getting trinity bonuses and clearing it all easily is another matter.

Yeah. Nine deaths and endless customizations later.
Well, I wasn't the best at playing RE anyway.

[Gare]

Yeah, I wanted to unlock non-zombified Rachel, turns out you need a Trinity Bonus for that. Then I checked what that entails.

OH BOY.

In the meantime, at least I have her zombie version for Raid Mode. But only because it was a paid DLC.

[Raype]

Yeah, I wanted to unlock non-zombified Rachel, turns out you need a Trinity Bonus for that. Then I checked what that entails.

OH BOY.

In the meantime, at least I have her zombie version for Raid Mode. But only because it was a paid DLC.

I've got about a dozen Trinity bonuses. They aren't quite as hard as they sound.

Just progress and get some great parts. Since parts don't scale to level you can de-level yourself and keep some of that sweet damage.

Running level 2 with a +15% damage modifier coupled with the +24% to sea creatures and the 50% critical boost on a high tier sniper rifle (Zaytsev being a favourite) winds up being pretty simple. Toss in a shock grenade once in a while and you're good to go.

Fuck any level with wolves though. Getting no damage on a wolf level is dicks.

[Gare]

You're just as screwed as I on RE: Revelations. I got it on the 3DS, still worth it, but I can play fucking Kid Icarus online easier than that game.
I wonder if AC should've just stopped after 3. It's not the best ender, but I have this sneaky suspicion the general populace is going to catch onto Black Flag and then you see "critics" bash the living hell out of it. That or it becomes as disappointing as AC: Brotherhood was to me.

I'm glad they ported it, honestly. I'm not playing a RE game on a bloody handheld.

It should've stopped after 2. Or Brotherhood. Or they should've gotten their shit together.

I have high hopes for Black Flag because I adore the setting, but we'll see.

[Sheik]

Yeah, I wanted to unlock non-zombified Rachel, turns out you need a Trinity Bonus for that. Then I checked what that entails.

OH BOY.

In the meantime, at least I have her zombie version for Raid Mode. But only because it was a paid DLC.

I want a non-zombified Rachel
I also fail to actually grasp where, in Resident Evil (time wise) it's supposed to take place. It's clearly after the Racoon City incident, but is it before or after 4?
I want to think before, but I fail to connect lines.

[Raype]

I'm glad they ported it, honestly. I'm not playing a RE game on a bloody handheld.

It should've stopped after 2. Or Brotherhood. Or they should've gotten their shit together.

I have high hopes for Black Flag because I adore the setting, but we'll see.

They shouldn't have tossed in that Mayan Apocalypse bit in AC1. Remove the time limit and you don't have to churn shit out quite so fast. There's been 16 AC games in the last 6 1/2 years. THINK ABOUT THAT SHIT.