Jesus, are you Dennis Miller?Originally Posted by Ikusagami
I'm parthenogenetic. But flattered it matters to you.*craps out offspring*
Nah, I have an absurdly strong, uh, appreciation for the female form (guys are gross looking). . . but a strong enough capacity for pattern recognition and conditioning to avoid things that inevitably make me miserable. I revoked that stance long enough in 2012 for 2012 to be the worst year of my life, so yeah. . . . celibacy is perfectly satisfying, thank you.
All the fancy word talk
