The non-dumb-name out: You look circumcised

[Cookie Monster]

I'm not sure what I saw,but I'm laughing uncontrollably. Thanks,Cookie I needed a good laugh.

Just a random He-Man episode

But just like fables, it had an important lesson to be learned.

Every party is a good chance to have fun

[Iamerror]

Or learn a lesson,apparently.

[Beelzebub]

THAT will not happen unless I want to kill myself.

Oh you'll wish you were dead after being strapped down and forced to play such classics as Invaders From Hyperspace!, Alien Invaders!, and who could forget the all-time classic Las Vegas Blackjack! The excitement will KILL YOU!

Fun fact: In 1980 there was a dramatic increase of people coming into the ER with broken noses. Which stemmed from having difficulty trying to pull Odyssey 2 cartridges out of the console. Resulting in people punching themselves in the face.

[Raype]

When did this "fable" happen?

A few years ago.

Or a few months ago.

The flow of time is unusual in this land.

A console was still breaking the bank back then too. Innovation my ass, you got swindled.

Yeah, you paid the equivalent of FIVE HUNDRED AND NINETY NINE U. S. DOLLARS and got no RIIIIIIDGE RACER, GIANT ENEMY CRAB, or REALTIME WEAPON CHANGE.

You'd be lucky if they even put in a weak spot to hit for massive damage.

[Sheik]

It was pretty legendary.

And most people would refuse to believe something like that could actually happen.

I'd say it'll be a fable someday. Mostly as a cautionary tale.

Now I'm intrigued....

Just like in Rez HD!

I never said they didn't enjoy themselves, now did I?

[Cookie Monster]

Just like in Rez HD!

Oh, the classics.

Someone should create and maintain the Official EPF Memes Thread

[Jazzmarazz]

fap worthy

Spoiler warning:

[Spose']

Applied for 6 more jobs today, stoked to hear from none of them within the next few weeks.

[Iamerror]

I'm intrigued,but hesitant. I'm afraid that this involves something I don't want to know about or see.

[Raype]

Oh you'll wish you were dead after being strapped down and forced to play such classics as Invaders From Hyperspace!, Alien Invaders!, and who could forget the all-time classic Las Vegas Blackjack! The excitement will KILL YOU!

Fun fact: In 1980 there was a dramatic increase of people coming into the ER with broken noses. Which stemmed from having difficulty trying to pull Odyssey 2 cartridges out of the console. Resulting in people punching themselves in the face.

Fun fact: The Odyssey was originally about a kid punching himself in the face during cartridge removal and winding up in a coma. Magnavox was going to sue so they changed it to a treehouse.*

*May not actually be a fact

[Cookie Monster]

fap worthy

Spoiler warning:

I don't even know where to begin. SO hot.

[Sheik]

Yeah, you paid the equivalent of FIVE HUNDRED AND NINETY NINE U. S. DOLLARS and got no RIIIIIIDGE RACER, GIANT ENEMY CRAB, or REALTIME WEAPON CHANGE.

You'd be lucky if they even put in a weak spot to hit for massive damage.

That would make the game "easier" which meant they had to make more. Didn't get the memo for cash grab games until the early 90's.

[Beelzebub]

Applied for 6 more jobs today, stoked to hear from none of them within the next few weeks.

Aww, don't be so down. I'm sure at least one of them will personally call you to let you know they don't need you.

[Raype]

fap worthy

Spoiler warning:

Wow, your mother(board) has loads of diodoes in every single hole.

What a slut.

[Beelzebub]

Fun fact: The Odyssey was originally about a kid punching himself in the face during cartridge removal and winding up in a coma. Magnavox was going to sue so they changed it to a treehouse.*

*May not actually be a fact

I saw the unreleased prototype on Assemblergames. It looked like a blast...to the face.