The non-dumb-name out: You look circumcised

[Sprung]

I wonder why people buy PC games

Mommy wouldn't let them play those evil video games, so they had to sneak a game of Minesweeper while acting like they were doing homework.

Ergo, they never learned how to properly use a controller.

They tend to say crazy shit like "PC games have better controls", knowing full well that Q is not an acceptable replacement for a proper trigger.

[deadlegion]

Mommy wouldn't let them play those evil video games, so they had to sneak a game of Minesweeper while acting like they were doing homework.

My sister's kids stayed at my parents place for a bit over the school holidays (that just finished).
A couple of them are obsessed with minecraft, and for some strange reason my mother is convinced the game is "evil".
Don't ask me why, because I didn't ask

[Tassadar]

When people comment on YouTube videos (music videos in particular) as if the artist themselves are going to read it.

Especially when it's not even on the artist's official page.

or worse, when it's done in porn videos.

[Gare]

I wonder why people buy PC games

I buy all my shit on Steam and it works. This one time I got a physical copy of AC3 because it was cheaper than the Steam version. In the meantime I contacted Ubisoft Support and they pretty much told me "well yeah you're pretty much fucked, ask for a refund lol!".

SIGH.

[Gare]

Fun fact: game works fine with a crack.

[deadlegion]

But why buy it at all?
It's not as if you need to modify your PC to play copied games

[Gare]

But why buy it at all?
It's not as if you need to modify your PC to play copied games

Because it was cheap and I didn't want to pirate it...?

Also, multiplayer.

[Sheras]

Just won 2 tickets to the Iowa Wild game this Saturday.

I've seen you post this like 50 times now

[Ace Ventura]

I've seen you post this like 50 times now

Well I'm excited. At least I think I have, I was the first person on Twitter to answer the question, still haven't sent me anything though about it.

[Inferno.]

Mommy wouldn't let them play those evil video games, so they had to sneak a game of Minesweeper while acting like they were doing homework.

Ergo, they never learned how to properly use a controller.

They tend to say crazy shit like "PC games have better controls", knowing full well that Q is not an acceptable replacement for a proper trigger.

Sprung has a point for once. Keyboard and mouse gaming makes my hands ache like a bitch after a while. I can play with a controller for hours on end.

[Inferno.]

Because it was cheap and I didn't want to pirate it...?

Also, multiplayer.

jtag ur pc

[Gare]

jtag ur pc

Or take a picture of my cat and send it to Ubi.

[Gare]

Spoilers: I don't have a cat.

[Inferno.]

Spoilers: I don't have a cat.

Liar!

[Inferno.]

Good old Gare, giant anime boobs = Gare, regardless of username.

Fuck knows who the rest of you are though.