The non-dumb-name out: You look circumcised

[Sheik]

Passive aggression and cups of tea.

Wise.
Too bad I'm not the best, or wisest, or even a mature person to have a conversation that didn't somehow go towards the unmentionable spectrum of a healthy conversation.

[Sheik]

You guys are boring.

You are too.

[Zaladane]

You are too.

Go cry to your Drill Sgt. Maybe he'll offer you a nipple.

[Prude]

*snore*

And I feel more calm now.

[Warrior]

*snort*

And I feel more calm now.

[Spose']

I wasn't ready for this. I wasn't ready for this. I wasn't ready for this. I wasn't ready for this. I wasn't ready for this. I wasn't ready for this. I wasn't ready for this. I wasn't ready for this. I wasn't ready for this. I wasn't ready for this. I wasn't ready for this. I wasn't ready for this. I wasn't ready for this. I wasn't ready for this. I wasn't ready for this.

[Zaladane]

They say that in the army that Shiek is really cool. But really all he does is just give head by the pool.

[Sheik]

Go cry to your Drill Sgt. Maybe he'll offer you a nipple.

They say that in the army that Shiek is really cool. But really all he does is just give head by the pool.

Wrong on so many levels.
1.) I'm not in the Army.
2.) We don't have Drill Sergeants.
3.)
Hell, you could've made a Navy joke considering the Marines are a Department of the Navy, but the Army?!?
Man, up your game, because that sucked, even for you.

[Sheras]

Good job other half

[Zaladane]

Wrong on so many levels.
1.) I'm not in the Army.
2.) We don't have Drill Sergeants.
3.)
Hell, you could've made a Navy joke considering the Marines are a Department of the Navy, but the Army?!?
Man, up your game, because that sucked, even for you.

All the same shit. Americans with guns.

Also gay navy jokes are just way too easy. And I don't know any navy songs

[Spose']

Well, the ending was a mix of expected and unexpected. It still surprised me on the last 4 chapters, but overall besides a few major plot points I'm glad I couldn't guess it all.

[Zaladane]

Good job other half

Is it nice to be a groupie?

[Sheras]

Is it nice to be a groupie?

I can be a groupie to myself?

[Zaladane]

I can be a groupie to myself?

Wait, what? Which one am I talking to

[Raype]

All the same shit. Americans with guns.

Also gay navy jokes are just way too easy. And I don't know any navy songs

Also, the Navy is what you join when you want free school and recognition but are too pussy to get within a thousand miles of a warzone.