So, finally got around to acquiring assassin's creed III.

Ended up playing the first chapter or two to check the disc.

It looks like all that "AMERICA FUCK YEAH" imagery they've been using to sell the game is hilariously misplaced. The only actual American to show up in the bit I played is a sleazy boisterous (seemingly inbred) drunk who frequently gets told, in a more verbose way, "shut the fuck up, the adults/europeans are talking."

I find this humorous.