Daughter: I don't like Media class. I'm transferring to choir.
Me: ok. You've never said you were interested in choir.
choir is going to Disney World in May!!
M: uh huh. So you want to nurture your inner songbird, or just go see Mickey?
I want to be in choir. The trip is $750.
M: uh huh.
the down payment is due Friday.
M: *laughs hysterically
mom says you owe half
M: *laughs harder

I kinda lost track after that...