The Mass Effect out: Isn't the ending great guys (plus other spoilers).

[Sheras]

Tis true..

I win

[Ace Ventura]

I win

Actually, if I get the job, I win.

[Sheras]

Actually, if I get the job, I win.

Only Iowans get to win

[Ace Ventura]

Only Iowans get to win

Amen to that.

[Sheras]

Amen to that.

[Ace Ventura]

So I was watching Family Feud, the question was: What Do guys not like to do in front of other guys?

Womans Answer: Sports.

[Warrior]

DUDES..............WHATS UP?!

[Ace Ventura]

DUDES..............WHATS UP?!

THE SKY BRO. AND ALL THESE PRETTY COLORS I SEE. YAY FOR MEDICINE WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

[Sheras]

So I was watching Family Feud, the question was: What Do guys not like to do in front of other guys?

Womans Answer: Sports.

In my earlier class today our professor is Indian. And he is going over just basic competition to firms, mainly substitute products/services. He asked the class what could be an alternative to him flying to India once a year to see his family. First response, some guy says "Go by car." The professor just looked at him for a second, like WTF did you just say that? and then went back to talking

[Ace Ventura]

In my earlier class today our professor is Indian. And he is going over just basic competition to firms, mainly substitute products/services. He asked the class what could be an alternative to him flying to India once a year to see his family. First response, some guy says "Go by car." The professor just looked at him for a second, like WTF did you just say that? and then went back to talking

How did that dumbass get into UNI?

[Warrior]

Could of been a joke?

[Ace Ventura]

Could of been a joke?

...Didn't think that through...

[Sprung]

Well, I think I have a new winner for caller of the year.

"Yeah, I have a debt."

"...yes, you do."

"So what're you gonna do about it, HMM!?"

"...nothing. The debt is completely justified and you were informed of the possibility and its advent multiple times."

"Well I'm not gonna pay, whaddya say to that, huh!?"

"The collection agency will be delighted to speak to you further, in about a month or so, after non-payment has been verified. Have a nice day."

"Yeah, but... *click*"

STOP HANGING UP ON ME

[Sheras]

How did that dumbass get into UNI?

Transfer student from community college

Could of been a joke?

No, the dude was serious.

[Warrior]

No, the dude was serious.