The Mass Effect out: Isn't the ending great guys (plus other spoilers).

[Sprung]

Consensual sex in the missionary position with the lights off.

And a monkey. You forgot to mention the monkey.

[deadlegion]

Monkeys throw poo.

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

You people worry the crap outta me.

[deadlegion]

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[Ace Ventura]

So apparently the local GameStop is hiring, but yet...I don't see nothin' on the site about it.

[Jazzmarazz]

Don't see nothing, eh?

[Ace Ventura]

Don't see nothing, eh?

Nope. I guess time to call em.

[Inferno.]

I'm going to continue with Metal Gear Solid 2 on the Vita soon I think.

[Corey]

Kayti was taking too long in the bathroom so I peed outside. I told her I peed in the kitchen sink though and she's been pissed at me for a while now. I dunno when I'm gonna tell her. When it stops being funny perhaps.

[Warrior]

Kayti was taking too long in the bathroom so I peed outside. I told her I peed in the kitchen sink though and she's been pissed at me for a while now. I dunno when I'm gonna tell her. When it stops being funny perhaps.

[Jazzmarazz]

I have two bathrooms.

Is that something to be proud of?

[Corey]

OH LUCKY YOU! I GUESS WE CAN'T ALL HAVE MONEY TREES GROWING IN OUR BACKYARD!

AND BACKYARD WAS NOT A EUPHEMISM FOR ASS IN THIS CONTEXT!

Caps lock means shouting right?

[Prude]

Why didn't you just pee in the tub

[Ace Ventura]

Well, writing out my resume and cover letter to go alongside my application for GameStop. Hoping I get this job...

[Warrior]

Why didn't you just pee in the tub

Or better yet, just go in there and pull a R Kelly on her