The Mass Effect out: Isn't the ending great guys (plus other spoilers).

[Sheik]

Playing Cars with kiddo. There's only so many time I can fuck up in a match trying to let him win.

No it's not.
But then you could be me in this situation.
*Yells and run across the room in victory*
*proceeds to taunt and scare the living shit out of son*
*scar his childhood*
But then that would be wrong

[Sheras]

No it's not.
But then you could be me in this situation.
*Yells and run across the room in victory*
*proceeds to taunt and scare the living shit out of son*
*scar his childhood*
But then that would be wrong

You monster

[Sheik]

You monster

Just the usual.
Plus that happened to me, but I was 9.

[Sheras]

Just the usual.
Plus that happened to me, but I was 9.

You poor th...nope

SUCK IT UP

[Raype]

Is "it" his father's penis?

Because there's nothing more humiliating than having your dad be all "you X like a girl" then making you wear a dress around the house and perform fellatio on him.

Because that's a woman's job.

[Sheik]

Is "it" his father's penis?

Because there's nothing more humiliating than having your dad be all "you X like a girl" then making you wear a dress around the house and perform fellatio on him.

Because that's a woman's job.

*repress trauma*
*repress trauma*
*repress trauma*

[Sheras]

*repress trauma*
*repress trauma*
*repress trauma*

I'm sure Raype would be happy to bring back some of your memories

[Sheik]

I'm sure Raype would be happy to bring back some of your memories

Maybe.
But I doubt it.

[Sheras]

Maybe.
But I doubt it.

Yeah, you aren't pretty enough

[Zaladane]

Is "it" his father's penis?

Because there's nothing more humiliating than having your dad be all "you X like a girl" then making you wear a dress around the house and perform fellatio on him.

Because that's a woman's job.

Ya know I sometimes wonder what yours and Prudes sex life is like then I quickly jump up and down and crush that thought and burn it with fire :impliedwacko:

[Sprung]

Ya know I sometimes wonder what yours and Prudes sex life is like

DON'T DO THAT

[Sheik]

Yeah, you aren't pretty enough

Good!
Crazy reverse psychology bit won't fool me.
*stares longingly into mirror*

[Zaladane]

DON'T DO THAT

I'm so ashamed and a little frightened.

















Hold me.

[Drageuth]

No it's not.
But then you could be me in this situation.
*Yells and run across the room in victory*
*proceeds to taunt and scare the living shit out of son*
*scar his childhood*
But then that would be wrong

There are a couple of games that he's actually pretty good at.

Cars 2 is not one of them. He's gotten a lot better since we first started playing, though, so there's that. He's pretty good at Ducktales now, provided we play on Easy. And he's pretty good at Toy Story 3, although the camera sucks. I think I'm gonna buy one of the Skylanders games for him soon and we can start playing through that. We'll see.

[Sheik]

There are a couple of games that he's actually pretty good at.

Cars 2 is not one of them. He's gotten a lot better since we first started playing, though, so there's that. He's pretty good at Ducktales now, provided we play on Easy. And he's pretty good at Toy Story 3, although the camera sucks. I think I'm gonna buy one of the Skylanders games for him soon and we can start playing through that. We'll see.

Well that's all good.
Do an LP with your son.
DOOOOO EEEEEEET!