The Fresh Flesh-Eating Prince Out: A one tonne baby to rule them all.

[Zaladane]

I picked up the free Hitman too, do you know if it's any good yet?

FUCKING FANTASTIC!

[Zaladane]

But dear god, that plot.

"Diana went rogue and screwed the agency big time. So I murdered her. And then I went rogue and screwed the agency big time. What? No, I didn't stop to ask why she went rogue or consider a team-up. I killed her because we needed some stakes raising drama up in here!"

And nowhere in there did you think to, I dunno, call? Write a letter? Something? Just to ask why exactly she burned that bridge? I mean, c'mon bro the last thing she did was save you from that totally-not-dead coma.

And I was able to suspend my disbelief over how stupid that whole thing was more than I can over this.

Even worse when you realize that the agency being DUN DUN DUUUUUNNNN backed by the villain has been the plot twist of like 3 of the last 4 games. Is it STILL shocking that they (the global secret society of contract killers who happen to be deeply entrenched with the criminal element and shifty politicians) might be the villains? I mean, really? YOU LIVE IN A UNIVERSE WHERE THE ONLY FORM OF EVIL IS CARTOONISHLY EVIL. How is this not apparent by now?. You're supposed to be a super genuis. Is the 48th chromosome responsible for genre awareness?

And that's the tutorial level.

The plot gets better with a twist or two
But not by much it is after all a hitman game.

Wait until you get to the saints missions, superfun time!

[Ace Ventura]

FUCKING FANTASTIC!

Thanks for the input.

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

G'morning all.

Almost weekend. Any of you guys got plans?

I'll be away for a couple days - my brother will be coming over from China. First time I'll be seeing him in 3 years, so this should be nice.

[Inferno.]

Bought Oblivion GOTY from Cash Converter for £2. Took it straight into CEX and got £8 trade in. Which I used to get a copy of Lollipop Chainsaw. Win.

[deadlegion]

And then Dan was charged with handling stolen goods

[Inferno.]

And then Dan was charged with handling stolen goods

Hell naw. Cash Converters is a totally reputable business.

Also got a few other bargains, and they had so much more, just nothing I wanted.

[Inferno.]

F1 2012 (360) £12
Resident Evil 6 (360) £6
Mass Effect 2 (360) £2
Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3 (PS3) £3
Call of Duty Black Ops (PS3) £5

Accidentally bought the last two when I didn't really want them. Oh well.

[deadlegion]

Last time I got a game from CC it had that white crap on it from cleaning.
I hope it was from cleaning anyway

[Pickles]

Sigh, hungover

[Gare]

So I see someone made a PS3 emulator. Of course it's like version 0.000000001 and doesn't actually play anything and probably won't for the next 10 years. Yet people are all PLZ I WANT TO PLAY GOD OF WAR AND CALL OF DUTY PLZZZZZZZ

Fucking people.

[Tassadar]

Yet Gare is all I WANT TO PLAY VISUAL NOVELS AND JRPGS.

[Gare]

I already have more visual novels available on PC than I can play in one lifetime.

[Tassadar]

Yeah but I just wanted to make a cheap joke.

[Cosmic]

If I didn't have things to do I swear I could sleep for two weeks solid. :/ So wiped out lately.