The Fresh Flesh-Eating Prince Out: A one tonne baby to rule them all.

[TheRealSpiders]

Those damn invaders do get annoying. Early on they always seem so powerful too.
And then there's always that annoying lag spike where you're fighting, then all of a sudden they backstab you, even though they were just right in front of you. That never fails to get my blood boiling.

Trust me it gets better, sometimes I'll just stand around and host in the forest and just by looking at an invader's equipment whether or not it's going to be a fair fight. Generally at the higher end of the spectrum you'll always get a few low level invaders who pop into your world and the only thing I can ever think is "YOU CAME TO THE WRONG NEIGHBORHOOD MOTHERFUCKER."

[FlavaFlave]

Trust me it gets better, sometimes I'll just stand around and host in the forest and just by looking at an invader's equipment whether or not it's going to be a fair fight. Generally at the higher end of the spectrum you'll always get a few low level invaders who pop into your world and the only thing I can ever think is "YOU CAME TO THE WRONG NEIGHBORHOOD MOTHERFUCKER."

I ran into a couple of really dirty assholes one night - one guy was summoning players into his world, and his friend was a black phantom who just sat there and waited. You'd warp in, and just as you're bowing or just getting your bearings, BAM - sword in the back.

[Ace Ventura]

Shhh.... welcome to Dark Souls.

Those damn invaders do get annoying. Early on they always seem so powerful too.
And then there's always that annoying lag spike where you're fighting, then all of a sudden they backstab you, even though they were just right in front of you. That never fails to get my blood boiling.

I think I about died laughing at that video, that's unfortunately so true.

[TheRealSpiders]

I ran into a couple of really dirty assholes one night - one guy was summoning players into his world, and his friend was a black phantom who just sat there and waited. You'd warp in, and just as you're bowing or just getting your bearings, BAM - sword in the back.

Yeah, gankers are always fun. When it comes to me doing random invasions, anything goes; healing, dark bead spam, SURE THING. I'm always under the assumption that the host really, really doesn't want to die. Ofc, there are a few places that are good for 1v1s and dueling.

[FlavaFlave]

I think I about died laughing at that video, that's unfortunately so true.

That video is really clever, and it sums up DS well. It definitely got more than a few chuckles out of me

[Ace Ventura]

That video is really clever, and it sums up DS well. It definitely got more than a few chuckles out of me

Now I'm farming for humanity. This blows.

[TheRealSpiders]

Now I'm farming for humanity. This blows.

The rats, go for the rats. They drop humanity at a decent pace.

[Ace Ventura]

The rats, go for the rats. They drop humanity at a decent pace.

I'm no where near those damned rats.

[FlavaFlave]

The rats, go for the rats. They drop humanity at a decent pace.

Yeah, the rats under the bridge with the dragon, and you can quickly farm some souls there too. Hit the fire at the bottom of the ladder (the one that leads underneath the bridge), go up, run to the bridge and trigger the dragon, he'll burn everyone on the bridge and you'll get a nice chunk of souls, then go kill the 3 rats. Rinse and repeat.

The sewers are good for rat farming too, but you aren't there yet.

[Ace Ventura]

Yeah, the rats under the bridge with the dragon, and you can quickly farm some souls there too. Hit the fire at the bottom of the ladder (the one that leads underneath the bridge), go up, run to the bridge and trigger the dragon, he'll burn everyone on the bridge and you'll get a nice chunk of souls, then go kill the 3 rats. Rinse and repeat.

The sewers are good for rat farming too, but you aren't there yet.

Time to backtrack...Yay?

[FlavaFlave]

Time to backtrack...Yay?

Get used to it - there's plenty of it to be done

[Ace Ventura]

Get used to it - there's plenty of it to be done

woo hoo. I feel like I'm playing Ni No Kuni then.

[Gypsy]

Yay!!!!

Plus Gyp just has haters

Haters gonna hate.

[Gypsy]

Good thing I voted no then

Yeah good thing. I'm surprised I even came up for a vote. I'm guessing it was 90%+ no.

[Tassadar]

lol at tags