The Fresh Flesh-Eating Prince Out: A one tonne baby to rule them all.

[deadlegion]

Escargot.

[Ace Ventura]

LOVE how no place around me is hiring. Fuck.

[deadlegion]

LOVE how no place around me is hiring. Fuck.

Time to sell your body on the street, or start dealing drugs.
Or both

[Ace Ventura]

Time to sell your body on the street, or start dealing drugs.
Or both

or just go and rob a bank...

Speaking of, better go, I got uh...Errands. To run. Yeah. Errands.

[FlavaFlave]

Escargot.

Look at that S Car Go!

if you've seen Trading Places you'll appreciate that

Sent from MA NITS

[FlavaFlave]

LOVE how no place around me is hiring. Fuck.

Probably shouldn't have told your gas station boss to go fuck himself/herself.

Hindsight is 20/20, isn't it?

Sent from my dirty bonch

[Ace Ventura]

Probably shouldn't have told your gas station boss to go fuck himself/herself.

Hindsight is 20/20, isn't it?

Sent from my dirty bonch

Pretty much.

Shit, it's 2:30am and I should be asleep. I got a long day with the family and girlfriend tomorrow.

[FlavaFlave]

Pretty much.

Shit, it's 2:30am and I should be asleep. I got a long day with the family and girlfriend tomorrow.

Long day explaining how your ass got fired?

What's the GF think about you being economically impaired

Spoiler warning:

I'm just fuckin with you, you know you're my boy

[Ace Ventura]

Long day explaining how your ass got fired?

What's the GF think about you being economically impaired

Spoiler warning:

I'm just fuckin with you, you know you're my boy

She's actually pretty supportive. When I got fired my parents were pissed so I stayed with her for a couple days. Some of her family members are offering me jobs as I type this, but I need to do my research on em.

[Ace Ventura]

Shit, better sleep. See y'all later!

[FlavaFlave]

She's actually pretty supportive. When I got fired my parents were pissed so I stayed with her for a couple days. Some of her family members are offering me jobs as I type this, but I need to do my research on em.

Go back to school - it'll pay off in the end, trust me. Summer is already half over, a job isn't gonna do much for you at this point

[FlavaFlave]

Oh, btw I saw your GF last night. She said she wants her Xbox controller back.
fat_gamer_girl.jpg

I told her she must have eaten it by accident

Sent from Fat Roll #2

[Drageuth]

FUCKING CHRIST I'M EATING HERE GODDAMMIT

[FlavaFlave]

FUCKING CHRIST I'M EATING HERE GODDAMMIT

Blame Roxi - It's his woman and her tuna smell that are creating issues for you

[deadlegion]

Mmmmm tuna