For the uninitiated, Elmy-doo actually doesn't care about you, he just makes these threads to try and lure Sprung, Cookie and Jack into giving out their age. Seems to have worked on Sprung this time, only took like 10 years

Oh, for those that care, I'm currently 24 and feeling fan-fucking-tastic! Also still single.... ladies

P.S. I lied about Elmy-doo not caring, he loves each and every one of you, as I'm sure you already knew from the presents he got you this year (If you did not receive your present yet, just keep waiting!).