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    Quote Originally Posted by Gare View Post
    I think if I went back in time and showed some Aletta to my 14-year-old self his mind would explode.
    It's hard to fap to other porn stars mannnnnnn... Okay not hard but if I had a choice and had to pick one all the time...

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    Night EP.
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    I'm dozing off. Gnight.

    ある朝、気がついたんだ
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gypsy View Post
    This is every Canadian's first fap. Seriously.
    Showcase. Seriously.

    Quote Originally Posted by gezegond View Post
    I remember the first porn I watched, but I didn't fap to it.

    I had gotten some nude pics from teh internetz before watching my fisrt porn so it wasn't that interesting.

    I don't remember what I first fapped to. Probably my own imagination or some girl I saw in the streets or something.
    The Internet ruined the first fap. Discovering porn was magnificent back in the day, when it was actually a quest to find someone's dad's stash of Playboy or Hustler. Or hope you come across a movie that has full frontal or a sex scene. Or, if you were really desperate, you stayed up late and fapped to the commercials for Pay Per View porn. Where they didn't actually show you anything 'cept for the opening story and you went from there.

    The best, though, was forest porn.

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    +10000000

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    Whoa...I leave for 10 mins, and the conversation turns to porn? Boys. I just left to get a slushie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drageuth View Post
    The Internet ruined the first fap. Discovering porn was magnificent back in the day, when it was actually a quest to find someone's dad's stash of Playboy or Hustler. Or hope you come across a movie that has full frontal or a sex scene.
    Amen to that.

    Now you can click one and see hardcore horseporn for free. IT'S JUST NOT THE SAME MAN.

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    Gypsy started it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iamerror View Post
    Whoa...I leave for 10 mins, and the conversation turns to porn? Boys. I just left to get a slushie.
    No one was here to keep us in check.

    Quote Originally Posted by Gare View Post
    Amen to that.

    Now you can click one and see hardcore horseporn for free. IT'S JUST NOT THE SAME MAN.
    Kids these days just don't understand...

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    It's ok. I was joking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gare View Post
    Gypsy started it!
    NO SPRUNG!!!11one

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    I've been saying it for years,kids today are spoiled.

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    This reminds me of when kids get caught doing something wrong.:LOL;

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    So I ran into this guy, read his profile and turned around.

    "some of my games have label damage (or no label at all), no manual or box, etc. i get games just to play with and don't really care what they look like. that being said, if you get a game from me in a trade expect that to be the case. as long as the game plays i consider it in good condition."


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    Quote Originally Posted by Gare View Post
    Amen to that.

    Now you can click one and see hardcore horseporn for free. IT'S JUST NOT THE SAME MAN.
    I had to look for months to find decent horseporn when I was a child!

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